Best quotes

Best quotes

Jul!a Jul!a
Ok, this should be fairly self explanatory, and I've seen it go swimmingly on other forums, so without having seen one here already, I figured, why not.

So how this works is you tell us some of the best quotes you've heard in your time. They can be original, heard in a movie, or stolen from the internet (just tell us when you're stealing so you can be disciplined appropriately ), just so long as you thought they were worth repeating.

Have fun
04/05/2010
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Jul!a Jul!a
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
04/05/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
If you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as $hit don't deserve me at my best.
04/05/2010
MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
"If love is music in its purest form, then you are the notes on the page and the melody in my heart."

-by Les Harris
04/05/2010
Chilipepper Chilipepper
I'll just copy and paste from my Facebook quote section:


"And I am unanimous in this!" - Mrs. Slocoumbe, 'Are You Being Served?'

"That's it - I'm finished. There's not one worth shavin' your legs for." - Rose, 'Keeping Up Appearances'

"Tire tracks and broken hearts / is all we're leaving behind / It doesn't matter what we're losing / only matters what we're going to find." - Meat Loaf

"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then." - Katharine Hepburn

"Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
04/05/2010
Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
That's one of my favorite quotes.



"Nature loves variety; society hates it." From a book about gender, I forgot what its name was
04/05/2010
Gary Gary
"Innocence Proves Nothing" - Imperial Inquisitor (this is now a book too)
04/05/2010
Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
"Innocence Proves Nothing" - Imperial Inquisitor (this is now a book too)
Hahaha, this one is great!
04/05/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir
That's one of my favorite quotes.



"Nature loves variety; society hates it." From a book about gender, I forgot what its name was
I almost got it as a tattoo. I instead ended up getting "Enjoy what you can, endure what you must" around my left ankle and "Even heroes know when to be scared" around my right. I can't remember who the author of the first was but the second one is a lyric from "Slip Out The Back" by Fort Minor
04/05/2010
El-Jaro El-Jaro
"This above all: to thine ownself be true" - Hamlet Act 1, Scene 3

"Snotface, piss off!" - Drop Dead Fred

"Nothing unreal exists"
04/05/2010
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
"It's a rock." --Princess Dot, from A Bug's Life, quite possibly the best Pixar movie ever made (but pretty much all Pixar movies are highly quotable).
04/05/2010
El-Jaro El-Jaro
"I miss you cupcake" - GIR

pretty much everything GIR says applies to life:

"I'm gonna sing the Doom song now"
"To make room for the tuna"
"I saw squirrel"
"Can I be a mongoose dog?"
04/05/2010
Sammi Sammi
"My mind is going. I can feel it." HAL, in 2001.

I hate the movie, but I love that quote. That's even what my computer says when I shut it down
04/05/2010
MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
"I miss you cupcake" - GIR

pretty much everything GIR says applies to life:

"I'm gonna sing the Doom song now"
"To make room for the tuna"
"I saw squirrel"
"Can I be a mongoose dog?"
I <3 GIR!
04/05/2010
LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
"I miss you cupcake" - GIR

pretty much everything GIR says applies to life:

"I'm gonna sing the Doom song now"
"To make room for the tuna"
"I saw squirrel"
"Can I be a mongoose dog?"
I love GIR... LOVE HIM!
04/06/2010
Gary Gary
Yeah! Gir Rules!

Oh a more serious note here, a line that I have always thought was really amazing...

"I wish I didn't know now, what I didn't know then" - Bob Seger
04/06/2010
Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Yeah! Gir Rules!

Oh a more serious note here, a line that I have always thought was really amazing...

"I wish I didn't know now, what I didn't know then" - Bob Seger
Yeah, that's a good one. A bit sad, though.
04/06/2010
Boobs and Lubes Boobs and Lubes
Over? Over? Was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor!

Animal house
04/06/2010
Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir
Yeah, that's a good one. A bit sad, though.
Gary loves all the sad old songs.

There are so many amazing lyrics... hard to choose just a few.

Although.. I can leave you with things my grandparents said when I was little, that stuck in my head:

Poppy: "You make a better door than a window"

Nanna: "Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe."

I know they didn't make up those sayings, but they sure used them enough for me to remember.

A few other favorites are:

"You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality." - Ayn Rand

"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance." - George Bernard Shaw

"Hell is other people." - Jean-Paul Sartre

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." - Thomas Jefferson

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
04/06/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
"Speak when you're angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret."

Lawrence J. Peter
04/06/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
Gary loves all the sad old songs.There are so many amazing lyrics... hard to choose just a few.Although.. I can leave you with things my grandparents said when I was little, that stuck in my head:Poppy: "You make a better door than a ...
I agree on the song lyrics, so many fantastic ones to pick from. My mom says the door one all the time, lol.

I really like that quote by Ayn Rand, I've never heard it before but I'll be sharing it
04/06/2010
El-Jaro El-Jaro
"Porn is like fast food, it's cheap, disposable, and once consumed, you forget all about it." - Mitzi Szereto
04/09/2010
Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
"Porn is like fast food, it's cheap, disposable, and once consumed, you forget all about it." - Mitzi Szereto
I have to tell the truth... when I read that, I cringed.
04/09/2010
El-Jaro El-Jaro
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
I have to tell the truth... when I read that, I cringed.
I think there's a growing difference between porn and adult entertainment. The internet is filled with porn.

Jesse Jane, Evan Stone, and Raven Alexis do adult entertainment.
04/09/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than biker gangs.
04/11/2010
Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than biker gangs.
HA! I like that one.
04/11/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir
HA! I like that one.
I saw it floating around a while back and forgot about it until my fiance saw it somewhere else too, lol
04/12/2010
Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than biker gangs.
That's a good one

link
04/12/2010
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
That's a good one

link
Nice!

My roommate loves fur and we live in a city where it's not uncommon for people to throw buckets of paint on fur-donning citizens. As for me, as long as the animal was not wasted (killed for the sake of their fur and nothing else) and died in a humane way, I'm fine with fur.
04/12/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
That's a good one

link
That may very well have been what my fiance saw! lol
04/12/2010
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