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Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
Nice!

My roommate loves fur and we live in a city where it's not uncommon for people to throw buckets of paint on fur-donning citizens. As for me, as long as the animal was not wasted (killed for the sake of their fur and nothing else) and ... more
I agree completely. If the animal has passed on from natural causes, there's no real reason to not make use of whatevers left.
04/12/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
"Never be afraid to try, remember...Amateurs built the ark, Professionals built the Titanic." - Unknown
06/08/2010
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
"Fear is not love, it's anger with a guilted edge." (Spelling is correct.)

(Quoting yourself is like masturbation ... I have to go wash my hands now ... )
06/20/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than biker gangs.
HAHAHAHAHA, I missed that one! Very True!
06/24/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
HAHAHAHAHA, I missed that one! Very True!
I've seen that a few different places, and laugh every time I see it, lol
06/24/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Life is not a competition. What's the point of always trying to be better than everybody else? There's no time to enjoy life that way.
06/24/2010
Contributor: Miss B Haven Miss B Haven
I have had this one on my profile for a while:
Whatever you give a woman she will make it greater. Give her sperm & she will give you a baby. Give her a house & she will give you a home. Give her a smile & she will give you her heart. She multiplies & enlarges what she is given. So if you give her crap be ready to receive a ton of $h!t
06/24/2010
Contributor: Miss B Haven Miss B Haven
cooperation - beacause life is a team sport - Futurama
06/24/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Life is not a competition. What's the point of always trying to be better than everybody else? There's no time to enjoy life that way.
I totally agree with this! Some of the worst people I knew/know were/are competitor types. They didn't know how to just sit back, relax, and enjoy life. Nothing turns me off faster than someone trying to show you how great they are.
06/25/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
I totally agree with this! Some of the worst people I knew/know were/are competitor types. They didn't know how to just sit back, relax, and enjoy life. Nothing turns me off faster than someone trying to show you how great they are.
I can't stand dealing with any of these people. I dealt with a lot of them when I was a cashier in a nicer area.
06/27/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
"Never be afraid to try, remember...Amateurs built the ark, Professionals built the Titanic." - Unknown
Ever hear those 'Famous Last Word' jokes?

Q: What was the last thing the Captain of the Titanic ever said?
A: Where the fuck did all this water come from?
06/28/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Ever hear those 'Famous Last Word' jokes?

Q: What was the last thing the Captain of the Titanic ever said?
A: Where the fuck did all this water come from?
That's hilarious. I think I may have heard that before, but I'll definitely be passing it on to other people too. My fiance would find that amusing, lol
06/28/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
The world doesn't owe you anything, suck it up and earn your own way.
06/28/2010
Contributor: usmcwife99 usmcwife99
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Ok, this should be fairly self explanatory, and I've seen it go swimmingly on other forums, so without having seen one here already, I figured, why not.

So how this works is you tell us some of the best quotes you've heard in your ... more
I love George s Paton, commonly known as General Paton


"A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end"

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."

"Americans play to win at all times. I wouldn't give a hoot and hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor ever lose a war"



I think my faviorte is "love you baby" when said by my husband
06/28/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Don't need to pose *on* the hood to validate myself *under* the hood.
06/28/2010
Contributor: Annemarie Annemarie
I have a ton of magnets I bought while in England of quotes by Oscar Wilde. A couple of my favorites:

"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."

"Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast."

"The advantage of emotions is that they lead us astray."

"Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes."

And my most favorite of all: "We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
06/28/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
"That which we obtain too easily, we esteem too lightly"
06/29/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
My all time favorite is simply "follow your bliss" by Joseph Campbell. Kinda says it all, if you ask me.

And I have "I've never been so alone and I've never been so alive" tattooed on my right ribcage - it's from a Third Eye Blind song I loved in HS and got put on me when I left my husband for all the right reasons.

On the funnier side, I like these...

"Just once, I'd like to take off my clothes and not have been marked by them" - Absolutely Fabulous

"That Guy's being awfully forward with that donkey" and "ooh, cake!" from Clerks2
06/29/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Oh, and behind my easel in my living room, I have the Andy Warhol quote "Art is what you can get away with"
06/29/2010
Contributor: omgmegg omgmegg
"I have no armor left. You've stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me - whatever I am - I'm yours."
06/29/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
"Why bother lying, to yourself or anyone else. A lie is just one more thing you have to keep track of."
06/29/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
"Why bother lying, to yourself or anyone else. A lie is just one more thing you have to keep track of."
That is the reason I avoid lying! I have a bad enough memory at times and it's just too much to keep straight!
06/29/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
That is the reason I avoid lying! I have a bad enough memory at times and it's just too much to keep straight!
That's why I always forced myself to come to terms with things I didn't like, because I can't change them, and lying to myself about them to create my own little reality bubble is only gonna come back to bite me in the ass, lol.

I'd much rather be a little ashamed of the truth than have to keep track of or live in a world of lies.
06/29/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
I'll just copy and paste from my Facebook quote section:


"And I am unanimous in this!" - Mrs. Slocoumbe, 'Are You Being Served?'

"That's it - I'm finished. There's not one worth shavin' ... more
Or anything Mrs. Slocoumbe says about her pussy!
07/01/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
I have to be a dork and throw this one out there:

"Night is a very dark time for me."
07/01/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
"But I'm feeling MUCH better now"
07/01/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
Anything from Arrested Development.

"What do we say is the most important thing-"
"Breakfast."
"No-family."
"Oh, I thought you meant, like as a food..."

"Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist."
07/01/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
'Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed' - Mark Twain
10/03/2010
Contributor: BigDaddy10 BigDaddy10
Faults are thick when love is thin.
10/03/2010
Contributor: BigDaddy10 BigDaddy10
Cancel my subscription caused I'm over your issues!
10/03/2010