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Boarding the Crochet Train! WOOT WOOT!

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Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Well today my mom (after I told her I was going to try and learn from youtube and she told me not to buy anything cause she has a whole box of hooks at home) stopped in with a ball of yarn and a hook for me.

I sat down at 930 with the lappy and my hook ready to go.

I have a little patch of crochet made so far! It is nothing. Just practice of course. But YAY!

Thank you to my lovelies who suggested learning off youtube. SO easy watching a video.

I will post a pic tomorrow.

If anyone is interested I watched this series of 3
01/25/2011
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Contributor: Alegria Alegria
Good for you! I feel like its a dying art form. I love crochet, even though the only thing I've successfully made is a scarf. BUT it's a staple of my wardrobe now.

I remember finding a pattern for a uterus shaped divacup bag, but I can't find it anymore. Frustrating because I want/need one now.

Can't wait to see pictures
01/25/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
When I read the title of your thread, I was thinking to myself "Hmm, I've never heard that euphemism before..." Little did I realize that you actually meant crochet. Doh! Me and my dirty mind.
01/26/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by Kindred
When I read the title of your thread, I was thinking to myself "Hmm, I've never heard that euphemism before..." Little did I realize that you actually meant crochet. Doh! Me and my dirty mind.
BWAHAHAHAHA! That is funny. This was my first official morning laugh.
01/26/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by Alegria
Good for you! I feel like its a dying art form. I love crochet, even though the only thing I've successfully made is a scarf. BUT it's a staple of my wardrobe now.

I remember finding a pattern for a uterus shaped divacup bag, but I ... more
link Like that?
01/26/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
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Originally posted by Jobthingy
BWAHAHAHAHA! That is funny. This was my first official morning laugh.
Mission accomplished!
01/26/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
There is a pic I took last night as I was going into the 3rd video. I did more after that but this was already on my phone

01/26/2011
Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
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Originally posted by Jobthingy
There is a pic I took last night as I was going into the 3rd video. I did more after that but this was already on my phone

That looks nice.

Currently, it's looking like a wiener. What's it really going to be?
01/26/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by Mr. E
That looks nice.

Currently, it's looking like a wiener. What's it really going to be?
HAHA! I know right? It is actually going to be a big patch of nothing. I just have to do something to learn.

I showed this pic to a friend and she called it my banana hammock
01/26/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
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Originally posted by Jobthingy
HAHA! I know right? It is actually going to be a big patch of nothing. I just have to do something to learn.

I showed this pic to a friend and she called it my banana hammock
Or maybe a cock cozy? There goes my dirty mind again..
01/26/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by Kindred
Or maybe a cock cozy? There goes my dirty mind again..
HAHAHA! You know, if I accidentally make a cock cozy, I am mailing it to you
01/26/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
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Originally posted by Jobthingy
HAHAHA! You know, if I accidentally make a cock cozy, I am mailing it to you
I think it's already too big for me! At least I can laugh about my own size.
01/26/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by Kindred
I think it's already too big for me! At least I can laugh about my own size.
LOL! You crack me up Kindred.
01/26/2011
Contributor: Persephone's Addiction Persephone's Addiction
a cock cozy. LOL
This reminds me of when my friend had come over to keep me company and we were both knitting - I was making socks and she was making a scarf. Her scarf kept rolling up on the edges, making it rather cylindrical... and then we started coming up with variations of "cock cozy"...
dick doily
cock cardigan
schlong sweater
meat muff
penis parka
boner blanket

we couldn't stop laughing!
01/26/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
LMAO. Ahhh man, I love you guys.
01/27/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
A cock cozy sounds so adorable lol
01/27/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by Persephone's Addiction
a cock cozy. LOL
This reminds me of when my friend had come over to keep me company and we were both knitting - I was making socks and she was making a scarf. Her scarf kept rolling up on the edges, making it rather cylindrical... and then we ... more
LOL! I like shlong sweater. *snorts*
01/27/2011
Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
Ooh, I've wanted to learn to crochet for a while, but I didn't have anybody to teach me. Why didn't I think of YouTube? Duh.
01/27/2011
Contributor: clp clp
Congrats! I love to crochet, good luck with it!
01/27/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
Ooh, I've wanted to learn to crochet for a while, but I didn't have anybody to teach me. Why didn't I think of YouTube? Duh.
Youll be doing it in no time. really. I just learned 2 days ago and yesterday I bought fancy yarn and am making some fingerless mitts for my daughter.
01/28/2011