Chocolate: White vs. Dark

Chocolate: White vs. Dark

Humor4Fun Humor4Fun 06/27/2011

If you had to drip something all over your significant other, which would it be? White or dark chocolate? Because when it comes down to it, you are always going to prefer one or the other. So which would it be? Not just sexually, but if it came down to it and you could only eat one or the other for the rest of your life, which would it be?

Dark chocolate is bitter and rich all at the same time, while white chocolate is smooth and creamy. Choose wisely.

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Humor4Fun Humor4Fun
White or dark.
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126  (67%)
Total votes: 188
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MaryExy MaryExy
Other--milk chocolate... I will not settle for anything more extreme.
06/27/2011
Acorn Acorn
Definitely dark chocolate. White chocolate just isn't that good.
06/27/2011
Waterfall Waterfall
I don't like white chocolate at all... milk and dark chocolate all the way
06/27/2011
DexterStratton DexterStratton
White chocolate isn't chocolate. It's basically like frosting.
06/27/2011
A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
I love white chocolate and this is usually what we use for foodplay.
06/27/2011
ToyBoy ToyBoy
Milk or dark. White chocolate alone is gross alone. The MNMs with all three are really good.
06/27/2011
Annemarie Annemarie
My partner *is* chocolate.

But, really, I'd rather drizzle caramel or butterscotch. Chocolate and caramel is yummy.
06/27/2011
alliegator alliegator
I've never like white chocolate. Dark, milk, or semi-sweet please.
06/27/2011
kelaaa33wish kelaaa33wish
I have to go with white since milk chocolate was not there.
06/27/2011
GravyCakes GravyCakes
i don't like how bitter dark chocolate is
06/28/2011
tickle me pink tickle me pink
Milk chocolate is my favorite, but since that's not an option I'll go with dark. I've found that I don't get tired of dark chocolate as easily as I do with white chocolate.
06/28/2011
MJ1337 MJ1337
Depends on the mood. If I want something light, its a white chocolate mood! If I want something naughty.. nom nom milk/dark chocolate.
06/28/2011
Destri Destri
I don't actually like the taste of white chocolate, so it was an easy choice for me. And we are 'sugar-free' so that makes a difference as well.
06/28/2011
Sinfully Sinfully
Dark Chocolate... not a fan of white unless its just a few white chips in a cookie or something.
06/28/2011
Pixel Pixel
Dark! White chocolate leaves an oily feeling on my tongue and mouth after I eat it.
06/28/2011
Inwitari Inwitari
Dark chocolate, I don't even really eat milk chocolate very much anymore.
06/28/2011
SiNn SiNn
Quote:
Originally posted by Humor4Fun
White or dark.
whites just tooo sweet
06/28/2011
Shellz31 Shellz31
Definitely white ANY DAY!
I hate dark chocolate. If that was the only chocolate available, I'd be going without!
06/28/2011
Maeby Maeby
White "chocolate" (yes, I'm being a snob here ) is just too sweet for me on its own. And even though I don't particularly like dark chocolate, something about it just seems sexier to me.
06/28/2011
El-Jaro El-Jaro
I loathe white "chocolate" with the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns.
06/28/2011
ss143 ss143
I voted white chocolate because milk wasn't an option I will not eat dark chocolate outside of me baking with it. On its own I do not like it one bit
06/28/2011
curmudgeoncat curmudgeoncat
Dark chocolate. <3
06/28/2011
SexyLilPixi SexyLilPixi
I hate dark chocolate, but I do like milk chocolate. White has always been my favorite! I would, though, choose to only eat milk chocolate the rest of my life if I had to choose one.
06/28/2011
Retro Retro
Quote:
Originally posted by Humor4Fun
White or dark.
I have always preferred dark chocolate and never cared for white. I will eat both but mainly I prefer cookies and cream and that is about the only white chocolate I eat.
06/28/2011
Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
White "chocolate" has no cocoa in it, so to me - it isn't even chocolate.

Given the choice I'd always go with dark. I eat milk chocolate sometimes, but only rarely - I don't really like dairy in general.
06/28/2011
Eva Schwaltz Eva Schwaltz
Love dark chocolate.
06/28/2011
Gallowraven Gallowraven
dark chocolate.
06/28/2011
lovemuscle n cookie lovemuscle n cookie
They both have their place, but I would say we like white chocolate more as special treats.
06/28/2011
married with children married with children
milk chocolate would be my vote, but that was not a choice. I went with white even though it is not a true chocolate by definition.
06/29/2011
Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
dark, i think it tastes better personally.
06/29/2011
big b big b
dark its better for you
06/29/2011
CAKES CAKES
My favorite is dark, but I love all chocolate.
07/10/2011
PiratePrincess PiratePrincess
Dark chocolate is the only chocolate I eat. It's delicious!
07/10/2011
Ansley Ansley
I prefer milk but I will take white over dark if those are the only options. I miss Alpine Bars.
07/10/2011
Taylor Taylor
I don't really like food in the bedroom but I prefer white chocolate over dark.
07/10/2011
null null
I'd choose milk chocolate first, but beyond that I'd go with dark.
07/10/2011
Steve of Eden Steve of Eden
A lot of the white chocolates are too sweet...

I like a mixture of milk and dark...

Some really darks...
07/14/2011
froggiemoma froggiemoma
dark chocolate
07/15/2011
lunapixie lunapixie
White chocolate.
07/15/2011
exploringthechimera exploringthechimera
Quote:
Originally posted by Humor4Fun
White or dark.
Dark Chocolate is the only kind I eat.
07/15/2011
Cora Jane Cora Jane
A tough choice, but I think I prefer dark chocolate.
07/15/2011
Noira Celestia Noira Celestia
I only like dark chocolate. I can't really do anything else, my partner ironically only likes white chocolate. I don't really like it. I can tolerate milk chocolate but if I'm eating chocolate I want it to be dark. I especially love dark chocolate with espresso beans in it, the crunch is so lovely.
07/16/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Humor4Fun
White or dark.
I love WHITE chocolate. My husband and daughter ONLY like DARK. If you want an assortment of the BEST of both, go online (or if you are lucky enough to be in California...GO) to SEE's chocolates. The BEST CHOCOLATES on earth..including hyper expensive European ones. ENJOY.
07/16/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by big b
dark its better for you
True...cancer preventative HEALTH FOOD. Got to love it.
07/16/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
I loathe white "chocolate" with the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns.
Loved your poetry there. I guess the universe always evens out...ying and yang...since I LOVE white chocolate with the passion of a super nova spewing waves of high energy plasma of sensual joy onto my taste buds.
07/16/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by GravyCakes
i don't like how bitter dark chocolate is
Only if it is 65 or more percent Cocao. If you go for the stuff that is 50 percent or less, you have that nice sweetness and no bitter taste. Think Nestles Chocolate Chips..those are dark, SWEET chocolate. No bitter in the bag.
07/16/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Cora Jane
A tough choice, but I think I prefer dark chocolate.
Ahhhhh...but what a great choice.
07/16/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by SiNn
whites just tooo sweet
GOOD, high quality "white", is really NOT that sickly sweet that you find in lower priced "sugar heavy" white. It is more a vanilla cream flavor..and smooth as silk on the tongue.
07/16/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Pixel
Dark! White chocolate leaves an oily feeling on my tongue and mouth after I eat it.
Once again, this is only from low grade, cheap white chocolate. Try once again, some day, with some really GOOD (ie See's) white chocolate. NO oilyness...just smooth creamy wonderful taste and NO "tongue coating".
07/16/2011
Errant Venture Errant Venture
Out of those two, I'd pick white. Dark doesn't taste all that great, to me. However, I much prefer milk chocolate.
07/16/2011
Lucky21 Lucky21
Dark. But good dark. Not the Hershey's dark crap.
07/16/2011
anonomous anonomous
I love dark chocolate, especially dove!
07/16/2011
EdenG EdenG
Quote:
Originally posted by Humor4Fun
White or dark.
That's tricky...but I'll go with white!
08/07/2011
BabyL0ve BabyL0ve
dark is healthier!
08/07/2011
melbellex3 melbellex3
white chocolate is the only kind I don't like!
08/07/2011
AlaskanBeauty AlaskanBeauty
i don't like dark chocolate
08/07/2011
ijako9 ijako9
Dark is the best ever made
08/08/2011
dawnkye dawnkye
Never white chocolate.
08/10/2011
systematicweasel systematicweasel
I like milk chocolate the best, but White is ok ^^ I'm not really a fan of Dark Chocolate.
08/11/2011
bayosgirl bayosgirl
Dark chocolate, around 70-73% cacao.
08/28/2011
Miss Zombie Miss Zombie
White. I love it, but if I eat too much at once it makes me barf.
08/28/2011
Beck Beck
White! yummy!
08/28/2011
ParisLove ParisLove
I like milk but between the dark and white I'd have to say white i hate Dark chocolate it's bitter
08/28/2011
MeliPixie MeliPixie
Excuse me if this post sounds condescending or rude. As a chef, I feel I must give you some insight.

White "chocolate" is not technically chocolate at all. It's actually cocoa butter, sugar, milk, and vanilla. In order to be considered "chocolate," a product must contain a certain percentage of cocoa solids (e.g. cocoa powder) and some chocolate liqueur (not to be confused with liquor, there is no alcohol is chocolate).

Also, and this may just be my just-woke-up bitchiness talking, but this post feels kind of like a point farm. There are only two drastically different and uninformed options, the question post is repetitive and relatively void of commentary by the poster, and the original poster has not returned to make comments.

Again, sorry if this seems bitchy or rude or out of line. Just remarking on what I see.
08/28/2011
daveysgirl daveysgirl
Dark.
08/28/2011
LuciFaery LuciFaery
Dark chocolate is so much better~
08/30/2011
Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
My favorite is milk chocolate. I like dark chocolate but only in small quantities.
12/13/2011
HomuHomu HomuHomu
White chocolate. n_n
12/13/2011
PassionateLover2 PassionateLover2
I like Milk Chocolate; but I understand that Dark Chocolate is better for you.
12/13/2011
TheSlyFox TheSlyFox
I like Milk chocolate better, but i'd go with White Chocolate :3
12/13/2011
kadytheredpanda kadytheredpanda
Quote:
Originally posted by Humor4Fun
White or dark.
I love dark and milk chocolate.

As for white, I'll only eat it as part of peppermint bark. That's it. Otherwise, white is a no no in my taste repertoire.
12/13/2011
HannahPanda HannahPanda
White all the way
12/13/2011
Stagger13 Stagger13
Quote:
Originally posted by Humor4Fun
White or dark.
I feel healthier eating dark chocolate because of the fat content in the white.
12/13/2011
Vanille Vanille
I like all three (milk, white, dark) but dark in less amounts because it's too bitter for me.
12/13/2011
namelesschaos namelesschaos
I voted for white, but it would depend on many factor such as how dark is the dark chocolate? Are we looking at just chocolate or can it be a chocolate item such as filled chocolate and if I could I'd pick milk.
12/13/2011
Ash1141 Ash1141
Milk or dark
12/13/2011
zwee75 zwee75
Mmmm... a good dark chocolate! Nomnomnom!
12/13/2011
lobstermanswife lobstermanswife
Quote:
Originally posted by Humor4Fun
White or dark.
I prefer milk!
12/13/2011
T&A1987 T&A1987
it depends. white is great for a happy mood, while dark is great for a depressing mood. white is a quick snack, while dark is savored. both work perfectly in cookies, but dark makes a better drizzle. Dark is also better for sensual uses.
12/13/2011
unfulfilled unfulfilled
Dark chocolate for me.
12/13/2011
whitknee whitknee
Quote:
Originally posted by Humor4Fun
White or dark.
White chocos my fab yummy!!
12/13/2011
Allstars316 Allstars316
Dark chocolate. But not the rich kind.
12/13/2011
voenne voenne
I love Dark chocolate, even the most bitter-est!
12/13/2011
Nazaress Nazaress
Dark chocolate is far superior (as long as it's not the really dark, really bitter, really gross kind). I can't eat a lot of white chocolate at once.
12/16/2011
GenderSexplorations GenderSexplorations
Definitely white chocolate. It's creamier.
12/16/2011
LaSchwartz LaSchwartz
I love dark chocolate
12/16/2011
Entropy Entropy
It's funny how tastes change. I used to love white chocolate. Now I take my chocolate as I take my women...dark and smooth.
03/11/2012
icyqueen icyqueen
Both!
03/11/2012
clp clp
I'd prefer to lick milk chocolate off of someone else, but the commitment for 'the rest of my life' goes to dark!
03/11/2012
ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Humor4Fun
White or dark.
Dark if milk chocolate isn't an option, though I love a white chocolate reeses!
03/11/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
I don't like to mix food and sex.

But, for chocolate, white isn't even chocolate. It has cocoa butter in it, but no chocolate at all. Bleh. I've had "high quality" white "chocolate" and I don't like it.

I love a good dark chocolate. I'll take dark over milk chocolate any time.
03/11/2012
padmeamidala padmeamidala
Quote:
Originally posted by Humor4Fun
White or dark.
Dark chocolate
03/11/2012
Lady Bear Lady Bear
There's just something elegant about dark chocolate.
03/11/2012
Alx Alx
white chocolate. often, dark chocolate is too overwhelming taste-wise, so. yeah. sticking to what I know tastes wonderfully every time.
03/11/2012
corsetsaurus rex corsetsaurus rex
I love white chocolate. The good kind, though, with coco butter as a major ingredient. The cheap emulsified oil white chocolate "confection" that nestle et. al. pass off as the same thing is horrible. Calling these the same thing should be a crime.
03/11/2012
PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
I love white chocolate. I will get dark chocolate depending on what it is.
03/11/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by GravyCakes
i don't like how bitter dark chocolate is
Only SOME is bitter...you have to check the amount of COCOA in it, and also the sugar content.
03/11/2012
ECU Pirate ECU Pirate
DARK
03/11/2012
Ciao. Ciao.
When I was younger I used to like white more, but now I definitely prefer the higher cacao content chocolates that are more bitter tasting.
03/11/2012
DiamondKoala DiamondKoala
White chocolate, although I don't really go for chocolate bars in general.
03/11/2012
dhig dhig
dark
03/11/2012
Zombirella Zombirella
Quote:
Originally posted by Humor4Fun
White or dark.
Dark, but I like both
03/12/2012
Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Quote:
Originally posted by Humor4Fun
White or dark.
I prefer milk chocolate actually.
03/12/2012
Hibangel Hibangel
I prefer dark chocolate in general, but to answer your question, I'd choose honey.
03/12/2012
dbm6907 dbm6907
I prefer dark chocolate
03/12/2012
Hallmar82 Hallmar82
I LOVE white chocolate...but technically, it's not actually chocolate.
03/12/2012
Alyxx Alyxx
No contest, dark chocolate for ever and ever! White is pretty good in small amounts though. But dark has always been my favorite.
03/12/2012
mbattles mbattles
Quote:
Originally posted by Humor4Fun
White or dark.
white chocolate tastes like soap. yuck!
03/12/2012
Badass Badass
i voted for white, but i would take either...
03/12/2012
Lock Lock
Vegan chocolate or none at all.
03/13/2012
misskat misskat
MILK CHOCOLATE!
03/13/2012
jmex83 jmex83
Quote:
Originally posted by Humor4Fun
White or dark.
i don't really like either of them, but if i have to choose, id go with white
03/17/2012
Interesante Interesante
Out of those I like white

But I prefer milk.
03/17/2012
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I prefer milk or semi-sweet (which is sometimes labeled as dark).
03/17/2012
Curiouscat Curiouscat
Dark chocolate! I don't like white chocolate, plus I don't want to be dribbling white stuff all over my guy lol!
03/17/2012
Highmaintenancegirl916 Highmaintenancegirl916
Milk Chocolate 100%
03/17/2012
pinkcupcakes pinkcupcakes
dark, always.
03/17/2012
funluvinmama funluvinmama
My favorite is milk chocolate but if I had to choose between white and dark, I would choose white. Dark is to bitter for me.
03/17/2012
Isola Isola
Dark chocolate is the only kind of chocolate I like. I think milk and white are too sweet for my tastes.
03/17/2012
cheesewizz cheesewizz
Quote:
Originally posted by Humor4Fun
White or dark.
dark chocolate
03/17/2012
deltalima deltalima
Quote:
Originally posted by Humor4Fun
White or dark.
Hmm they're both nice but dark just for the bitterness?
03/17/2012
MissCandyland MissCandyland
I prefer milk chocolate.
03/18/2012
asphyxia asphyxia
I refuse to eat white "chocolate". I won't even call it chocolate because, like Red Vinyl Kitty said, there's no cocoa in it. Besides that, it tastes TERRIBLE!

Dark chocolate FTW!
03/18/2012
Woman China Woman China
I'd prefer to eat the white, but the dark chocolate looks SOOOOOO much better on flesh!!!
03/18/2012
Tangles Tangles
I say white just because I can't stand dark chocolate. It's way too bitter.
03/18/2012
buzz buzz
Quote:
Originally posted by Humor4Fun
White or dark.
dark dark dark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04/11/2012
PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
I prefer white to dark, but I like milk the best
04/11/2012
Missmarc Missmarc
Quote:
Originally posted by Humor4Fun
White or dark.
I prefer dark over white.
04/11/2012
roskat roskat
Always dark over white chocolate.
04/11/2012
spineyogurt spineyogurt
White chocolate is gross!
04/11/2012
humblepie humblepie
White. My partner LOVES white chocolate, and it would make a gorgeous contrast with his skin, so I'd try to pick up a quality bar of the not-even-chocolate monstrosity and make the best of it. At least it melts smoother than dark.
04/11/2012
True Pleasures True Pleasures
Definitely dark chocolate. White chocolate does something weird to me. I get all whoozy.
04/12/2012
Tork48309 Tork48309
Ooh, Dark chocolate definitely!
04/15/2012
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Unique posters: 127