Condom Slogans

Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Condom Slogans

1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!
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Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
These are the ones I found...anyone got anymore?
08/04/2012
Contributor: Noelle Noelle
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Condom Slogans

1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You ... more
Simon Safe Sex says Wrap that Rascal!!
08/04/2012
Contributor: GenderSexplorations GenderSexplorations
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Condom Slogans

1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You ... more
Oh my gosh, I never knew there were so many!
08/05/2012
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Man, there are a lot of those I have not heard before. LOL!

No glove, no love.
08/05/2012
Contributor: gavind gavind
Feels like there's nothing there, because it popped EdenFantasys Logo
08/05/2012
Contributor: Feisty Feisty
ahaha these are great! i can't think of any others!
08/05/2012
Contributor: silverdragonfly9 silverdragonfly9
Wow I didn't know there was so many of these
08/05/2012