What is the most creative non-sexual item you have used for a dildo or sexual purposes?

Contributor: Martiniman Martiniman
I had to ask this question after several answers on another of my questions said that they had used Barbie legs and flashlights as dildos as teens. I found that extremely interesting and I'd like to hear more.
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Contributor: Silverwinds Silverwinds
Hmm. When I was about 14, I used a marker with a stamp roller on the end that acted as a flared base and just humped a pillow to stimulate my g-spot. That was before I even know what the g-spot was so. No very creative, but it's what I got!
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Contributor: musicownsmysoul musicownsmysoul
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Originally posted by Martiniman
I had to ask this question after several answers on another of my questions said that they had used Barbie legs and flashlights as dildos as teens. I found that extremely interesting and I'd like to hear more.
The first thing I ever used was a tampon that was still in the cardboard applicator. I would make sure the tampon wouldn't come out by making it fill the applicator snug and then stuff the other end with anything long that I could find so I had something to hold on to.

And until I actually acquire the money for a dildo, I use either my hairbrush handle or the handle to an old electric toothbrush that I don't use anymore for teeth brushing.
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Contributor: Martiniman Martiniman
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Originally posted by musicownsmysoul
The first thing I ever used was a tampon that was still in the cardboard applicator. I would make sure the tampon wouldn't come out by making it fill the applicator snug and then stuff the other end with anything long that I could find so I had ... more
Try the flat, opposite side of the brush or the brush with the tooth brush turned on as a clit vibe. It works well in a pinch.
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Contributor: never shy never shy
Just ice nothing fancy
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Contributor: KinkyKatieJames KinkyKatieJames
This weird wand thing. It was a promotional item from an electronics company. It had glitter inside of it that would float to the other end as you turned it upside down. I don't know what it's actually called, but it worked well enough.
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Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
Just my fingers - no insertions until my wife started using her dildos on me.
04/10/2013
Contributor: Chelynn67 Chelynn67
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Originally posted by Martiniman
I had to ask this question after several answers on another of my questions said that they had used Barbie legs and flashlights as dildos as teens. I found that extremely interesting and I'd like to hear more.
the only thing I can think of is my glass coke bottle. It fits nice and I still use it.
04/10/2013
Contributor: Pumpk1nPatch Pumpk1nPatch
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Originally posted by Silverwinds
Hmm. When I was about 14, I used a marker with a stamp roller on the end that acted as a flared base and just humped a pillow to stimulate my g-spot. That was before I even know what the g-spot was so. No very creative, but it's what I got!
This made me laugh because it's so similar to what I used to do.
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Contributor: GirlOnGirl GirlOnGirl
I never used anything as a dildo besides an actual dildo! lol
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Contributor: Jenny Swallows Jenny Swallows
The water shooting out from the shower head
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Contributor: TJtheMadHatter TJtheMadHatter
For penetration, I used the handle of a claw hammer with a condom on it (this was back when I was in high school).
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Contributor: Martiniman Martiniman
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Originally posted by TJtheMadHatter
For penetration, I used the handle of a claw hammer with a condom on it (this was back when I was in high school).
Wow...so you really did nail yourself!

Sorry, couldn't resist.
04/10/2013
Contributor: Allison.Wilder Allison.Wilder
Foods (cucumbers, carrots--cleaned of course), handles on hairbrushes, a thinner maglite (I do not recommend), a perfume bottle, a wrench, a plushy kids bat....

I guess I maybe had a problem.
04/10/2013
Contributor: jackie.jfky jackie.jfky
Chronologically : the water hose against my pussy, without the piston thingy, underwater ; the shower stream, as i laid on the shower floor ; my dad's huge back massager ( not very creative, but for my age, it was, haha! ) ; the footboard, used to hump it ; a small tube-shaped keychain, first 'object' inside me ; back-scrubber handle, ( ridges! ) ; an empty, glass foundation bottle ; and finally, a cucumber the other day!

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Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
I made a vibrator with an electric knife, a sharpie, a wadded up piece of aluminum foil, and a shaving can top.

Also, I used to use anything smooth and non-porous to rub against my clit because I preferred it to my fingers. I remember using a cassette tape case once because it was all there was.
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