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Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
About 15 minutes ago I was using my Estrogen Creme (perimenopause was causing orgasm difficulties and the creme has helped a lot) I unconsciously started "writing a review" of the creme, and one of the "cons" was "only one ... more
I want that review! Post it here or email it to me.
11/08/2010
Contributor: Kim! Kim!
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Hahahaha. I take my packages in the bathroom, when kids are home. They know to knock on the bedroom door, but the bathroom has a more "leave me alone" vibration to it.
I'm jealous of your bathroom vibration. Someday mine will respect that sacred place, I hope. Of course, by then I'll be done with school and planning another.
11/09/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
You spend more time here on site than playing with toy's.
XDDD lol
11/09/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
You might be an Eden addict when you tell your partner you have a new assignment coming tomorrow so we'll have to have sex every night using it for the next week as research.
Ditto.
"Come on, one more time. I need to make sure I get everybody the facts!"
11/09/2010
Contributor: Trashley Trashley
Quote:
Originally posted by Kim!
You take priority mail boxes every single time you take out the recycling or trash and then some.

You do a quick check of bathroom counters and other public places before kids/family/friends enter your home to be sure there's no obvious ... more
God, so many boxes, so many boxes..
11/09/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
About 15 minutes ago I was using my Estrogen Creme (perimenopause was causing orgasm difficulties and the creme has helped a lot) I unconsciously started "writing a review" of the creme, and one of the "cons" was "only one ... more
I... did exactly the same thing, only with some stuff called biofreeze (in theory it's a pain relieving gel). Even after I caught myself 'reviewing' it and told myself to knock it off, I still kept at it, lol. Now I'm thinking that I'll just use a blog to review just about everything I can from bandaids to t-shirts, lol
11/09/2010
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
Quote:
Originally posted by Illusional
I talk about EF a lot. Sheesh.
I do too
11/12/2010
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
You know you're addicted to EF when you browse items and start picking ones with names you can create witty titles to.
11/12/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Similar to BBW Talks Toys' post above me.

You know you're an Eden fanatic when...

...a product loses a star rating for the simple reason that you can't come up with a cute or funny title for your review for it.
11/12/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Not that this makes me an addict, but I wanted to point out for anybody who hasn't already discovered it. There is a freaking Unicorn Horn Dildo. .... I think when I saw that, I may have cried a tear of joy.
11/12/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Not that this makes me an addict, but I wanted to point out for anybody who hasn't already discovered it. There is a freaking Unicorn Horn Dildo. .... I think when I saw that, I may have cried a tear of joy.
I did see that! It made me think "Hm, interesting fetish that appeals to..." Not that I wouldn't love the texture too, but thinking of it attached to an animal all the while... It's just a bit too different for me. Then again, I shouldn't be talking. I so want the tentacle!
11/12/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
I did see that! It made me think "Hm, interesting fetish that appeals to..." Not that I wouldn't love the texture too, but thinking of it attached to an animal all the while... It's just a bit too different for me. Then again, I ... more
I want em both. And the horn is not attached to anything, that's what makes it great

Although I was thinking it would look awesome attached to this
link
11/12/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I want em both. And the horn is not attached to anything, that's what makes it great

Although I was thinking it would look awesome attached to this
link
Oh nice combo! I dig it! But I don't think it has a flared base...
11/12/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
Oh nice combo! I dig it! But I don't think it has a flared base...
says its for a strap on, base is just barely flared. I heart EF gift cards. Just blew 70 dollars, and it cost me 9.
11/12/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
says its for a strap on, base is just barely flared. I heart EF gift cards. Just blew 70 dollars, and it cost me 9.
So it does! Awesome!

And I EF so bad too.
11/12/2010
Contributor: Kim! Kim!
You take mental notes of things to search for discussions on. Then you get mad when you forget the topic when you get a chance to search.
11/13/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
You know you're an addict when,

You begin mentally writing a review of your cellphone as a vibrator when it goes off beside you in bed.
11/13/2010
Contributor: leatherlover leatherlover
Quote:
Originally posted by Kim!
You take mental notes of things to search for discussions on. Then you get mad when you forget the topic when you get a chance to search.
That sounds familiar, hmmmmm
11/13/2010
Contributor: Coralbell Coralbell
Quote:
Originally posted by Trashley
God, so many boxes, so many boxes..
My closet is overflowing with boxes. I don't store my toys in them, but I feel like I have to keep them so if I write a review I'll be able to describe the packaging.
11/13/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Coralbell
My closet is overflowing with boxes. I don't store my toys in them, but I feel like I have to keep them so if I write a review I'll be able to describe the packaging.
I have a hard time letting go of the original packaging toys come in. Sometimes it's because they're just gorgeous and so well done and sometimes it's for no real practical reason at all.
11/13/2010
Contributor: Coralbell Coralbell
When you finish masturbating and realize you used 7 different toys and 2 kinds of lube.
11/16/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Coralbell
When you finish masturbating and realize you used 7 different toys and 2 kinds of lube.
Now that is a good time!

How about...

When you masturbate and limit yourself to just your newest product as to not contaminate the review you've begun forming in your head.
11/16/2010
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
You know you're addicted when you walk through ULTA... see a lady shaver thing... and it reminds you of a clit vibe.... that you maybe own!
11/17/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
You know you're addicted when you walk through ULTA... see a lady shaver thing... and it reminds you of a clit vibe.... that you maybe own!
LMAO "MAYBE"

When you know you have "something" coming in the mail, but you have to sort through your orders to figure out which one it is

Or what is in it. Either way.
11/17/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
Now that is a good time!

How about...

When you masturbate and limit yourself to just your newest product as to not contaminate the review you've begun forming in your head.
Been there done that. lol

When you have more emails form Eden than anyone else combined.
11/17/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Been there done that. lol

When you have more emails form Eden than anyone else combined.
I totally do.
11/17/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I totally do.
I would say 98% of my emails are from Eden. haha
11/17/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
LMAO "MAYBE"

When you know you have "something" coming in the mail, but you have to sort through your orders to figure out which one it is

Or what is in it. Either way.
OMG YES! I so do that.
11/17/2010
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
Quote:
Originally posted by BBW Talks Toys
You know you're addicted when you walk through ULTA... see a lady shaver thing... and it reminds you of a clit vibe.... that you maybe own!
You know you're addicted when logged into the computer at the library to print your Harry Potter ticket and you end up logging in to EF to type in a "You know you're addicted..." post. (as in my previous post since my library is inside my mall)
11/18/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
When a package comes to the door in a brown box, and you yell "I GOT THAT!" before one of your kids grabs it.
11/18/2010