Ever Accidentally Been Caught Masturbating?

No I haven't. Not sure what I would do.

never that I can recall

When I was younger still living at home a friend bought me my first toy for my birthday lol.. I had just turned 17 and needless to say it was not the most silent and my mom had a bad habit of walking in with out knocking.. I moved out shortly after that happened lol.

Yes, when I was a kid.

Yes I have but they didn't know what I was doing. it was embarresing that they barged in o.O

One night my bf walked in on me doing so.

Yup. My mom came home once while I was VERY vocally enjoying the massaging shower head. It was mortifying!

I have never been caught but I would probably just laugh

Thankfully, I haven't been caught.

Only by my SO, but I'm not really sure if that counts.

I've surprisingly never been caught, though I had a few close calls when I was younger and still living with my mother. She did walk in on us having sex once before though, but she didn't seem to care (she was too excited over a scratch-off ticket on which she'd just won $200).

We were on a romantic Paris "holiday". Hubby was there to lecture and I went along. It was a lazy afternoon and drizzling out, so we didn't have anywhere to go (lecture was DONE, and we had already done most of our "tourist stuff" the day before....SO...we are going to spend the afternoon in the city of love.....well, making love. We had till dark, since we were going to see the laser show (very cool) at the Eiffel Tower.

SO....I make an excuse for him to go get us some snacks for later (so we didn't need to leave the room anytime soon) and I told him I was going to take a shower while he was getting the goodies.

Instead, as soon as he left, I put on a VERY sexy nighty he didn't know I had in my luggage. Basically some lace straps and otherwise all open.

I got out the lube and a bunch of NEW toys he ALSO did not know I had brought in my luggage!!! I had them laid out on the bed.

Finally, I wanted him to walk in on a real stunner of a scene, so I lubed up, and popped in a nice glass anal plug with a furry tail, and then strung on a strap on butterfly vibe....and then hiked my leg up to really make sure I was TOTALLY exposed to his view when he walked in, and proceeded to start rubbing my clit. If timing was right, I going to CUM, just as HE "came in".

WELL...if you have read my posts, you know I have sex with my eyes WIDE OPEN....usually looking my man square in the eye and enjoying every expression on his face and in HIS eyes....but those rare times when I "go it alone", unless I am watching some really compelling porn (not something I usually do alone), my eyes are closed and I am in "the zone".

Well, at that moment, I was SERIOUSLY "in the zone", and started moaning....and "screaming softly" just as I heard the key in the swipe lock.

My orgasm was full on as he walked in the door,and in the moment of bliss and with half cloudy eyes, I KNEW he was there, enjoying the show....at least for about ten seconds, when the WAITER said "Ouh...PARDON, Madam" and quickly put down the tray of sweets and lovely French wine that my hubby had ordered up, intending to surprise ME with, when I came out of the shower.

I didn't have time to even cover up or think before the poor young fellow was out the door, but I had one of two choices...either lay there mortified and ruin the day, or find the humor in it. When hubby DID arrive, about five minutes later, I was sipping a great Merlot and chomping on a chocolate covered strawberry....while trying not to choke,since I was laughing my ass off.

While I will admit, it is EMBARRASSING, there is NO WAY out of what was going on. The dude SHOULD have knocked, but my hubby told him NOT to (so as not to bother my shower)...just "open the door and drop off the tray" he said...and paid the guy an extra $20 U.S. just to do it!!!! But I know we gave this little guy a lifetime of stories and no doubt about it, we laugh about it STILL to this day.

I even think my hubby was PROUD that the cute, sexy chick in the bed....the one dangling off his "pecker" all afternoon, was the envy of another man, who only got a glimps. You know the rub....guys like to show off their goodies!!!

Anyway, that was the ONLY time I was totally "walked in on" without ANY question of "what was going on"!!!!!

Nope! I'm too cautious.

Masturbating, no. Having sex, yes.

Not yet, but I'm sure it will happen sometime...

No I have not yet. I hope it does not happen.

I have once by my dad.. he played it off like he didn't notice though which I guess was nice haha.

yes i have.

I think I have.