Gag gift

Contributor: kelaaa33wish kelaaa33wish 06/30/2011

I need help picking out a gag gift for a male friend, who is really just a friend. He is single and a perv. Help me pick an item for when he comes to visit.

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Contributor: kelaaa33wish kelaaa33wish
This friend always is a perv and loves to bust on my chops, I am looking to get him a gag gift, and need your help>
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Lily Night , lovemuscle n cookie , Shellz31 , darthkitt3n , SiNn , newfoundlust , Howells , AOutrajus , Diabolical Kitty , PiratePrincess , slynch , CAKES , ofackmird , wetone123 , Beck , Breas , TameTemptress , unfulfilled , domsub1993 , Jon S , zeb , EdenJP , HannahPanda , karay123 , mistressg , Undead , Zombirella , MamaDivine , GONE! , Paco , eeep , mpfm , Entropy , Allison.Wilder , Allstars316 , L&P3040 , LAndJ , skeeterlynn , Sundae Sparkles , LavenderSkies , damnbul12 , Abombadong , VioletMoonstone , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , Lavendar
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dv8 , SiNn , Dawn (Lilac Distraction) , ellejay , sarki , Lummox , js250 , Mew , zeb , T&A1987 , mistressg , Tangles , Missmarc , Master DarkWolf , DreamWolf , Incendiaire , LilLostLenore , Danneh , Rey , PropertyOfPotter , neil i. , PeaceToTheMiddleEast
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SiNn , AOutrajus , blazingshadow08 , Eva Schwaltz , zeb , BlooJay
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GravyCakes , The Curious Couple , darthkitt3n , dezzydezire , Lio , Lady Marmelade , Ratito , Mika R. , SiNn , Maeby , newfoundlust , A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , AOutrajus , Diabolical Kitty , potstickers , married with children , ns143ts , Redboxbaby , MJ1337 , Errant Venture , slynch , CAKES , Lummox , Endocott , Midway through , C-Rae , ofackmird , Wild Orchid , JoanJett , Steve of Eden , K101 , Ninja Bunny , Ghost , Ivy Wilde , sexyintexas , Lucky21 , systematicweasel , Pink Jewel , cheetahpita , LuciFaery , Bignuf , ToyBoy , Cherrylane , Ash1141 , NaughtyNikkie , EdenJP , Hallmar82 , llellsee , Apirka , acessorie , funluvinmama , Stinkytofu10 , nakedbear , GONE! , petname , ghalik , eeep , SJ88 , Kithara , MissCandyland , Kitka , Princess Zelda , Anne , ksparkles16 , SubmissiveFeminist , PassionCpl , xOhxSoxScandalousx , Terri69 , sexxxkitten , tophertoph447 , skeeterlynn , SecretKinksters , Lovely Jubblies , ArmyWife4311 , LavenderSkies , natashaanime , zaftigzoo , Sinfully , richsam , amplified to rock
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Total votes: 153 (132 voters)
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Contributor: GravyCakes GravyCakes
beastiality gags are just hilarious.
06/30/2011
Contributor: lovemuscle n cookie lovemuscle n cookie
Had to go with the monkey. Everyone goes for the blow up dolls. This is something different you can keep on your desk at work
06/30/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
I like the monkey and have considered getting it myself.
06/30/2011
Contributor: The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
I think the Luvin Lamb is hilarious!
06/30/2011
Contributor: dezzydezire dezzydezire
LOL i totally am sending the lamb to my hubby in japan! thats just too funny.
07/01/2011
Contributor: Maeby Maeby
The lamb strikes me as the most ridiculous, but the monkey is pretty funny too.
07/01/2011
Contributor: newfoundlust newfoundlust
Quote:
Originally posted by kelaaa33wish
This friend always is a perv and loves to bust on my chops, I am looking to get him a gag gift, and need your help>
Either the monkey or the lamb for sure.
07/01/2011
Contributor: A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
Love the animal blow-up dolls... actually, any blow-up doll is a gag gift already
07/01/2011
Contributor: AOutrajus AOutrajus
haha the monkeys cute
07/01/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
animals as gags are always the funniest I think.
07/01/2011
Contributor: sarki sarki
The shot glass
07/01/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
I like the lamb. I would get him some Velcro gloves and hip waders to go with it.
07/02/2011
Contributor: Ghost Ghost
The monkey... I used to work with monkies, and they seriously masturbate all the time... maybe it holds a special place in my heart.
07/02/2011
Contributor: MJ1337 MJ1337
Lamb! Blow it up for him too.. who knows, maybe he'll use it
07/02/2011
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
Lamb! Got to be something that'll have some use in it.
07/02/2011
Contributor: kelaaa33wish kelaaa33wish
Thank you everyone, I think I am going with the lamb lol
07/02/2011
Contributor: Endocott Endocott
Yes, the lamb Let us know how it works out!
07/02/2011
Contributor: Eva Schwaltz Eva Schwaltz
I voted the boobs but the lamb is good too.
07/02/2011
Contributor: Midway through Midway through
I vote lamb, nothin' like creating an awkward moment for that pervy friend of yours.
07/02/2011
Contributor: MarkShivr MarkShivr
C'mon, the lamb is so cool!
07/04/2011
Contributor: ofackmird ofackmird
I voted lamb and monkey. Sweet animals!
07/04/2011
Contributor: Wild Orchid Wild Orchid
I can't forget how a caller called to a Q&A show with a sexologist I sometimes listen on the radio to ask if he was turning into a zoophiliac because he didn't have high hopes of finding a sexual partner and he was screwing his Inflatable Ewe instead. He got the ewe as a gag gift from his beer buddies.
07/04/2011
Contributor: js250 js250
Quote:
Originally posted by kelaaa33wish
This friend always is a perv and loves to bust on my chops, I am looking to get him a gag gift, and need your help>
I had to suggest the mini torso, we have had so much fun with it at parties and as gag gifts. The guys also actually use it also, so it is funny and practical. Well..kind of.
07/04/2011
Contributor: Steve of Eden Steve of Eden
A perv? definately the lamb lol
07/08/2011
Contributor: SexyLilPixi SexyLilPixi
Quote:
Originally posted by GravyCakes
beastiality gags are just hilarious.
I gotta agree. So are masturbating monkeys too.
07/08/2011
Contributor: Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
definitely the lamb, and make sure he reads the review from Vaccinium with the pictures. Maybe print it out to give him with the gift.
08/10/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
Quote:
Originally posted by Ivy Wilde
definitely the lamb, and make sure he reads the review from Vaccinium with the pictures. Maybe print it out to give him with the gift.
Absolutely, that is the only review that my husband has read all the way through. He laughed his ass off!
08/10/2011
Contributor: systematicweasel systematicweasel
The monkey looks hilarious lol
08/11/2011
Contributor: Breas Breas
the monkey IS hilarous!
08/30/2011
Contributor: mammas place mammas place
the lamb is odd
08/30/2011
Contributor: Ash1141 Ash1141
The lamb
10/13/2011
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
The monkey is great!
10/13/2011
Contributor: NaughtyNikkie NaughtyNikkie
Haha go with the Lamb !!
That would be the best gag ever
10/13/2011
Contributor: zeb zeb
Quote:
Originally posted by Shellz31
I like the monkey and have considered getting it myself.
I totally agree
10/13/2011
Contributor: Girly Girl Girly Girl
i guess the lamb
10/13/2011
Contributor: karay123 karay123
The lamb he could use but it's a 2 so I'm going to say "monkey".
12/15/2011
Contributor: acessorie acessorie
they lamb is pretty funny
02/21/2012
Contributor: Undead Undead
Quote:
Originally posted by kelaaa33wish
This friend always is a perv and loves to bust on my chops, I am looking to get him a gag gift, and need your help>
The money is hilarious
02/22/2012
Contributor: Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
gotta get the lamb.
02/22/2012
Contributor: Zombirella Zombirella
Quote:
Originally posted by kelaaa33wish
This friend always is a perv and loves to bust on my chops, I am looking to get him a gag gift, and need your help>
Monkey or lamb!
02/22/2012
Contributor: MamaDivine MamaDivine
Quote:
Originally posted by kelaaa33wish
This friend always is a perv and loves to bust on my chops, I am looking to get him a gag gift, and need your help>
LMAO Some of these Ive never seen. That monkey is hilarious though!
02/22/2012
Contributor: Paco Paco
Definitely the monkey
04/02/2012
Contributor: Tangles Tangles
The shot glass! Funny and functional!
04/02/2012
Contributor: eeep eeep
I had never seen the monkey before, so wish they still had it. Would definitely buy that for a friend of mine.
04/02/2012
Contributor: Entropy Entropy
I've always enjoyed the "doing it like monkeys" quote, so I vote for our quadripedal cousins.
04/03/2012
Contributor: cepl5869 cepl5869
the lamb is funny
04/03/2012
Contributor: MissCandyland MissCandyland
I agree, the lamb is just so wrong but too funny!
04/03/2012
Contributor: Kitka Kitka
Lamb all the way
04/03/2012
Contributor: LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
Quote:
Originally posted by kelaaa33wish
This friend always is a perv and loves to bust on my chops, I am looking to get him a gag gift, and need your help>
the shot glass
07/19/2012
Contributor: ksparkles16 ksparkles16
the lamp! lol
07/20/2012
Contributor: Rey Rey
i love the shot glass, so sad to see it's discontinued!!
07/20/2012
Contributor: Allison.Wilder Allison.Wilder
The masturbating monkey for sure!
07/20/2012
Contributor: SubmissiveFeminist SubmissiveFeminist
I like the lamb, haha.
07/20/2012
Contributor: Allstars316 Allstars316
Everyone likes monkeys!!
07/20/2012
Contributor: L&P3040 L&P3040
Go with the Monkey. That looks hilarious.
07/20/2012
Contributor: PassionCpl PassionCpl
The monkey looks funny but he'll get more use out of the lamb
07/20/2012
Contributor: xOhxSoxScandalousx xOhxSoxScandalousx
Luvin' lamb! lmao
07/20/2012
Contributor: LAndJ LAndJ
Monkey.
07/20/2012
Contributor: Terri69 Terri69
the Lamb
07/20/2012
Contributor: Sundae Sparkles Sundae Sparkles
I heart monkeys
07/25/2012
Contributor: SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
The Lamb
07/25/2012
Contributor: Lovely Jubblies Lovely Jubblies
Lamb!
07/25/2012
Contributor: ArmyWife4311 ArmyWife4311
i would go with the lamb!!
07/29/2012
Contributor: Sinfully Sinfully
LUVIN' LAMB! haha.
10/05/2012
Contributor: damnbul12 damnbul12
Masturbating monkey
10/05/2012
Contributor: VioletMoonstone VioletMoonstone
For some reason the monkey is just funny. It's sort of like, you'd hand it to him and say, "this reminds me of you." LOL.
10/06/2012
Contributor: richsam richsam
Quote:
Originally posted by kelaaa33wish
This friend always is a perv and loves to bust on my chops, I am looking to get him a gag gift, and need your help>
Luvin lamb for sure lmao
10/06/2012
Contributor: Lavendar Lavendar
monkey
10/06/2012