This is where my idea came from. A Morning Crew talked about it this morning and called BS on it.

Well, I fell asleep once and had a dream that my partner was taking pictures of me naked... and she was playing with my phone in reality, so I heard this beeping. So I said, "Stop playing with my camera...stop it." And then she said, "I'm not, I promise," and I responded, "Don't touch my penis...."

Hahaha, yeaaah..that was apparently hilarious..

My partner started crying and screaming for "daddy to not leave her" one night when I got up to go to the bathroom. It wasn't funny, it actually made me feel bad for having to take a piss...

My ex-husband once had an argument with Doctor Who while he was sleeping. The best part was him saying 'And no, my wife's bra can't be used as a power coupling!'

Since I was awake I replied, 'Here, Doctor, put one of the cups on your head if it helps.'

Then my ex-husband adds 'Damn it, Dorothy, don't you get into this!'

(My name isn't Dorothy - that's the name of one of my fictional characters whom he says he imagines looks like me.)

I have not heard much from others but my husband has a field day with me! I am a huge sleep talker! He tells me he can hold lengthy conversations with me while I am asleep and I can never remember them when I wake up! One of his favorites he likes to tell people is one night I shot straight up and started yelling at him telling him he was the "foot person". When he had no clue as to what I was talking about and told me so he says I got very belligerant and started repeating "you are the foot person! How is it you do not understand this??" Then just laid back down and was sound asleep. He has many of these stories and he loves sharing them at any family gathering!

Well, it sounded like "Washer-dryer, good call!"

I think I'm the one who mumbles in her sleep. My man snores occassionally but I've been told I kick, yell and cuddle feet in my sleep. Also I take on a British accent according to my guy. A few months ago he said I was napping and then mumbled something about "put the kettle on you bastard".

My ex husband...

He had this thing...

It's a gland thing, at the back of the neck somewhere, that shuts down when you're sleeping or something, so you don't act out your dreams.

His? Was malfunctioning. Which means he regularly acted out his dreams.

Everything from him getting up, standing on the bed, arms out, hollering that I should batten down the sails to crawling around, muttering "I'll get you this time" as he swept his hands under the dressers, looking for a snake.

It was SO funny but I didn't have the heart to laugh to his face, since it meant awful sleep for him.

But, man, did my girlfriends love to get together for coffee and hear the latest episodes...

My Man works in Engineering and he talks about his job in his sleep. One evening he fell asleep in the living room, and suddenly sits up (obviously still asleep) and starts yelling at our kids to "Test the circuits. Test those circuits!" They had no idea what he was talking about, but kept asking him "Where are the circuits, Dad? We can't find them." And he would say weird places they might be. I wish I had taped it, because he didn't believe that he said all this stuff.

Once, in the middle of the night, he accused me of hiding a "bread board" and nothing I could do could convince him I didn't do it.

Tom Baker? OOOO, Blinker, the Man and I used to be huge Dr. Who fans and I was in love with Tom Baker in college.

I think the weirdest one was an ex who said something about having to go back and get the fishies. This was years ago tho. I know I've said something along the times of "don't make me go back there and unsave that bus." Apparently while on the phone in my half asleep state, I had fallen a bit more asleep and he said something to wake me up and interrupted me saving a busload of ungrateful kids, lol