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Contributor: SneakersAndPearls SneakersAndPearls
The other day a friend called me and asked me about the Stronic Eins, which I had just received. I immediately launched into a whir of "Well, Fun Factory is a German company, and the Eins in Stronic Eins is German for 'one.' Eins does not mean toy, as some people think. It's made of silicone, is waterproof, rechargeable, comes with..." You know, all those things that we put into reviews to make sure that they are thorough and try to answer any questions a potential buyer may have.

However, she wasn't so interested in all that and just wanted to know how it worked. She said, "Uh huh, uh huh...now tell me about the toy."

How did I not understand what she was asking? Anybody else have that issue?
02/16/2013
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Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
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Originally posted by SneakersAndPearls
The other day a friend called me and asked me about the Stronic Eins, which I had just received. I immediately launched into a whir of "Well, Fun Factory is a German company, and the Eins in Stronic Eins is German for 'one.' Eins does ... more
Yes, I too have done this even when speaking about silicone bake ware!
02/16/2013
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
Yes, see this pan it's non porous, and .....
02/16/2013
Contributor: SneakersAndPearls SneakersAndPearls
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Originally posted by travelnurse
Yes, see this pan it's non porous, and .....
I know exactly what you mean.
02/16/2013
Contributor: Bleu Bleu
I know EXACTLY what you mean. Even when I'm writing reviews I have to take a deep breath when I write. My friends have physically asked me about toys I have and were like "Just give me the sparknote version of that review." I always hold up well then but when I write, I have to include a lot because I think of potential questions I would have...and I don't want to be potential blamed if someone didn't know something that I knew!

Someone might be against German companies!! Who knows! (though German made things are typically fantastic)
02/16/2013
Contributor: 783883877299373783 783883877299373783
Know what you mean!
02/16/2013
Contributor: Lady of the Lab Lady of the Lab
Yep, I've lapsed into 'review speak' myself : P
02/16/2013
Contributor: edeneve edeneve
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Originally posted by SneakersAndPearls
The other day a friend called me and asked me about the Stronic Eins, which I had just received. I immediately launched into a whir of "Well, Fun Factory is a German company, and the Eins in Stronic Eins is German for 'one.' Eins does ... more
no but I love your humor in your story.
02/16/2013
Contributor: Mikemanz Mikemanz
no, i haven't
02/16/2013
Contributor: js250 js250
A coup;e of times....
02/16/2013
Contributor: Ayogirl230 Ayogirl230
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Originally posted by js250
A coup;e of times....
agreed
02/16/2013
Contributor: Trysexual Trysexual
nope
02/16/2013
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
Most of the time...we EFers are way too knowledgeable when it comes to toys!
02/16/2013
Contributor: epiphanyjayne epiphanyjayne
Yes I have, not just about toys, but also baby products like car seats, and carriers.
02/17/2013
Contributor: jr2012 jr2012
yes! I had to demonstrate to my SO the difference between a buzzy and rumbly vibe...haha!
02/17/2013
Contributor: Martiniman Martiniman
My wife shakes her head at me all of the time.
02/17/2013
Contributor: fizzygato fizzygato
A bit, yeah.

I find myself applying sex toy knowledge to other areas of my life, like others have mentioned. Also giving extreme detail of every toy someone is considering buying, or that I'm trying to recommend to my friends. I feel like it's become a huge part of my life now
02/17/2013