Just for fun

Just for fun

Mistress M. Mistress M.
When opening a fortune cookie, its often a fun game to add "in bed" to the end of it. Miraculously, most fortune cookies make sense when "in bed" is added to them.

So, what was the funniest/dirtiest "in bed" fortune have you ever read?
02/06/2011
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I have never tried this before and I really wanna go get Chinese food now so I can try it.
02/06/2011
danellejohns danellejohns
How weird I happend to buy a small bag of fortune cookies for my kids earlier this week. So I must crack one open and see what it says. Here it goes

"You will soon be given good advice"..in bed

Umm..I am not sure what "good advice" my husband will be teling me in bed. Stock Tips? Because I know it better not be any sex advice.
02/06/2011
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