Just Say No?

Just Say No?

Nashville Nashville
I was talking with my husband about the toys I'd like to try the most and then he asked me- which toy would I not want to try at all?

For me, it's Kong- the realistic. I NEVER, EVER want to try that dildo. Mostly because it's made out of rubber, has a circumference of 7"... but the fake pubic hair looks like something you'd pull out of a shower drain, or something my cat would cough up.

So what's the one toy you would NEVER, EVER want to try?
06/15/2009
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Femme Mystique Femme Mystique
Ooh, I second the Kong... ick. Also, the "Colt Rammer" link . Rubber, with "spike textured" testicles. Ouch!
06/15/2009
Dragon Dragon
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Originally posted by Femme Mystique
Ooh, I second the Kong... ick. Also, the "Colt Rammer" link . Rubber, with "spike textured" testicles. Ouch!
I'm so perverted. That just made it into my "grab it" link. I'm so curious as to what that would feel like now...
06/15/2009
Lara Lara
OMG that is so funny! I have hated the Kong from the first moment I saw it!! It's the pubes. They freak me out in a big way. I'd also have to say no to any dildo that has an ejaculation function. Again the same mysterious freak out reaction.
06/15/2009
Sammi Sammi
Eww - it is the pubes! I would not want to try that one!

The Colt Rammer, though, might be okay...if it came in green or orange

I wouldn't want to try the breast pump toys. I think because I used a breast pump for so long with my kids, they just remind me of pumping breast milk, which I don't want to do again.
06/15/2009
Viv Viv
The Raging Manhandler hands down. pretty much everything about it. No can do.
06/15/2009
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Anything realistically shaped and coloured
06/16/2009
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