Most interesting "Sex" tat's?

Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Friends is a Tattoo Artist.

In last week she has seen one gal, shaved smooth, who got a tattoo above her pubic bone that said "Pay As You Enter".

Another gal wanted a Tat just under her belly button saying "Three Holes, No Waiting".

She said she obliged them, but even as a tattoo artist, she figured she would never want herself "advertised" that way.

However, last year she had a woman bring in an old Sears catalog (like 1890's reproduction), and wanted the HAND PLOW from it tattooed on her upper arm, with a red "NO" circle/slash over it. Under that it read "Not a Hoe". That, she thought, was funny as heck. She didn't ask WHY anyone would think this woman was a hoe, but didn't ask!!!

So...have you seen any funny "sex" tattoos? If so, what did they say?
09/22/2011
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Contributor: Peggi Peggi
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
Friends is a Tattoo Artist.

In last week she has seen one gal, shaved smooth, who got a tattoo above her pubic bone that said "Pay As You Enter".

Another gal wanted a Tat just under her belly button saying "Three Holes, ... more
I drew one up (which I thought was original but apparently has possibly been thought of before) which I wanted on my pubic area, of a 4 leaf clover that says "lucky you" on it lol
09/22/2011
Contributor: Breas Breas
Quote:
Originally posted by Peggi
I drew one up (which I thought was original but apparently has possibly been thought of before) which I wanted on my pubic area, of a 4 leaf clover that says "lucky you" on it lol
lol, that's cute
09/22/2011
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
My mom saw one on someone (her job entails her ocassionally seeing people nude) who had a tiny stick figure pushing a lawn mower at the beginning of their pubic hair line. I think that's really cute and still somewhat innocent.
09/22/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Tori Rebel
My mom saw one on someone (her job entails her ocassionally seeing people nude) who had a tiny stick figure pushing a lawn mower at the beginning of their pubic hair line. I think that's really cute and still somewhat innocent.
I've seen that one a few times, and I giggle every time.
09/22/2011
Contributor: GravyCakes GravyCakes
i've seen a few online. i saw 1 where a woman had her crotch tatooed to look like homer simpson.
09/22/2011
Contributor: ghalik ghalik
My favorite is this armpit tattoo (must be really painful).
07/08/2012
Contributor: gsfanatic gsfanatic
The "this end up" one is my favorite, though the rest are fantastic
07/09/2012