OH MY!!! How would you feel if you discovered your MOM (ELDERLY MOM) is "on the EF Forum"????!!!!

I know my mom isn't here (computer illiterate and somewhat prudish). I don't know how I would feel, because I obviously talk about my sex life here. I guess it would be okay if she didn't know my username. However, if she were on a website, I get the feeling she would want to know my username if I were on there as well.