My inner Jester

My inner Jester

Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Hey all.

I was wanting to hear you guys and gals stories of epic jokes. I love playing jokes. Well to be honest, I like playing jokes on my 80 year old Grandfather.

Here are a few stories.

1. It was around 11 pm, and my grandfather and his women friend (not romantically involved friend) were up late watching TV. My grandfather is always watching something weird, hell he probably didn't even know what he was watching. It was probably the "Thirteenth Warrior" for the 55th time. Anyway, I sneaked down, and opened his door quietly and changed the channel to CineMAx. On which there were two aliens (extraterrestrials) were going at it. I mean they were really really going at it. He is messing around with his remote saying "What the Hell!" .. He then laughed and went to call for me to come down to his house and fix his TV. HAHAHA... I guess im not supposed to laugh at my own jokes.

2. I sneak down to his house and put a Playboy in his bed. He didn't find it till the next day when it was entangled in his breathing machine :X

3. This hasn't happened. But I am going to buy a blow up doll, and I am planing on sneaking into his house before he goes to bed and putt the "Fatty Patty" love doll underneath his covers. Can't wait. Going to order it tonight I think! Going to be funny!


So do you have any stories?
10/09/2010
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Alicia Alicia
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Hey all.

I was wanting to hear you guys and gals stories of epic jokes. I love playing jokes. Well to be honest, I like playing jokes on my 80 year old Grandfather.

Here are a few stories.

1. It was around 11 pm, and my ...
Is he amused by these jokes?
10/09/2010
Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by Alicia
Is he amused by these jokes?
yeah, he finds them humorous, if he didn't I probably wouldn't do it.
10/09/2010
lamira lamira
Hopefully you won't give your grandfather a heart attck with the Fatty Patty.
10/10/2010
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