Hey guys! My tenth (and eleventh in tandem) review just got posted and it got me thinking. I just wanna cross my legs and do the little pee dance and say thank you to all of you. I don't wanna be cheesy and say you've all changed my life in such a short span of time, but you have :] I've always been large and in charge with my sexuality, but there's always been a quiet little voice in the back of my head saying, "You should be ashamed! Get that thing outta yo' butt! Stop talkin' bout pussy! Be a lady!" Maybe it's just Catholic guilt, but that fucker's stopped talking to me since I joined EF.

So anywayyy, I'm really glad to be here. I'm so gracious to have you all and have this site. Now I ain't no OBGYN, but I'm gonna be the most out-there pussy-loving cock-adoring dildo-waving gag-wearing doctor I can be because of YOU.
And if any of you need any kind of psychiatric drugs in eight years, just give me a wink and the secret EF handshake (yet to be established) and it's all free of charge baby, even the Valium!

I ruff you guys. Ugh, I'm blushing. less