I came across some Hey Arnold fanart earlier (don't worry, guys, it was PG), and it came to mind that his head would make it /really/ tricky for him to go down on a woman. Stewie Griffin's going to have the same problem when he grows up too. Are there any cartoons that you can think of that would be at a distinct disadvantage when trying to please their partner?
Ha, this post made me laugh. I think Goofy would have trouble. Can't you just imagine it as one of those instructional videos with the voice-over? 'How To Explore Bondage' would be hilarious!
Ha, this post made me laugh. I think Goofy would have trouble. Can't you just imagine it as one of those instructional videos with the voice-over? 'How To Explore Bondage' would be hilarious!
I remember reading a single panel comic that had a shocked picture of Max's face from A Goofy Moovie that was captioned "that moment when you realize that Max's existence means that someone had sex with Goofy." I'm actually imagining him dressed in that leopard-print body suit that he wears for the weight lifting instructables, all tied up in the weight equipment with a mistress standing there while he does that extra audible "gulp." Oooooh boy.
I bet that Phineas and Ferb would be able to pioneer a pretty dang awesome sex toy to make up for their failings as lovers, though. Oh, the things they could invent...
I bet that Phineas and Ferb would be able to pioneer a pretty dang awesome sex toy to make up for their failings as lovers, though. Oh, the things they could invent...
Ha, this post made me laugh. I think Goofy would have trouble. Can't you just imagine it as one of those instructional videos with the voice-over? 'How To Explore Bondage' would be hilarious!
I bet that Phineas and Ferb would be able to pioneer a pretty dang awesome sex toy to make up for their failings as lovers, though. Oh, the things they could invent...
I remember reading a single panel comic that had a shocked picture of Max's face from A Goofy Moovie that was captioned "that moment when you realize that Max's existence means that someone had sex with Goofy." I'm actually
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I remember reading a single panel comic that had a shocked picture of Max's face from A Goofy Moovie that was captioned "that moment when you realize that Max's existence means that someone had sex with Goofy." I'm actually imagining him dressed in that leopard-print body suit that he wears for the weight lifting instructables, all tied up in the weight equipment with a mistress standing there while he does that extra audible "gulp." Oooooh boy.
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I think Max might be the only legitimate result of 'he slipped and it just fell in!'
