Only On Eden can you say you SHOULD be home masturbating and watching porn right now, and other things you like about EF.

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Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Ever been sitting around watching a perfectly good documentary, or having a coffee with a friend and thought to yourself. "I should be watching porn and masturbating right now. I have all those damn reviews to complete!" Every time this thought passes through my mind I have a little chuckle.

Are you also plagued reoccurring Eden related thoughts? What are some of your favorites? And what are your favorite Eden related obligations?
01/07/2011
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Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Sometimes, I'm like "Oh man... I should really really watch some hot porn, so I can try to test this toy out... But... but.. American Dad's on. It can wait."
01/07/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
It's hard to see it as work when you find yourself thinking, "Oh I can't fold my laundry right now because the house is empty for once and I need to be responsible and masturbate."
01/07/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
I have an amazing visual memory so soemtimes I have a hard time sleeping at night bcs I'm browsing my wishlists in bed and can't stop lusting, it keeps me awake but it's so fun to do to lust over the wishlist!

Sometimes when I have discussions with others that are sex related...and I don't really want to dish on my hobby...I chuckle to myself how much fun I have at home with my toys.

The day that I know I'm supposed to receive a toy I avoid making plans so I can be home....but if I'm out and I missed it, all I'm thinking is how sad I am to have to wait another day for the delivery.
01/07/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Darling Jen
It's hard to see it as work when you find yourself thinking, "Oh I can't fold my laundry right now because the house is empty for once and I need to be responsible and masturbate."
Totally. I honestly told a friend I was on the phone with last night that I needed to go because I should be watching porn. I don't think he knew quite what to say to that.
01/07/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Totally. I honestly told a friend I was on the phone with last night that I needed to go because I should be watching porn. I don't think he knew quite what to say to that.
That's awesome. I don't get to have too many of those types of conversations, being an old married lady and all.
01/07/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Totally. I honestly told a friend I was on the phone with last night that I needed to go because I should be watching porn. I don't think he knew quite what to say to that.
I think my favorite conversation was with a new friend.

Me: "So what's in the room upstairs?"

Her: "Ok, don't think I'm weird but... it's a sex room."

"I totally don't think you're weird. In fact, I'm jealous! I'll just save you the embarrassment and tell you I review sex toys."

"REALLY?!"

Instant friends.
01/07/2011
Contributor: Beaners Beaners
Oh man. I just got the Softee Ballsy Super Cock from Doc Johnson to review, and it's a bit too big for me yet. I was doing laundry today and was like, "I should really try to get that dildo all the way in..." Then I was like, "No. I want to get the laundry done." I texted my boyfriend to tell him my idea, and he goes, "The laundry can wait. Just take pictures." Unfortunately, my mind deemed that the laundry could not wait.
01/07/2011
Contributor: deletedacct deletedacct
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Originally posted by Naughty Student
I have an amazing visual memory so soemtimes I have a hard time sleeping at night bcs I'm browsing my wishlists in bed and can't stop lusting, it keeps me awake but it's so fun to do to lust over the wishlist!

Sometimes when I have ... more
I lust over my wishlists too & wait around all day if i expect a package from EF. ::chuckle::
01/07/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Beaners
Oh man. I just got the Softee Ballsy Super Cock from Doc Johnson to review, and it's a bit too big for me yet. I was doing laundry today and was like, "I should really try to get that dildo all the way in..." Then I was like, "No. ... more
I reviewed that! The head is really big eh? Once you get it in though... yum.
01/07/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Naughty Student
I have an amazing visual memory so soemtimes I have a hard time sleeping at night bcs I'm browsing my wishlists in bed and can't stop lusting, it keeps me awake but it's so fun to do to lust over the wishlist!

Sometimes when I have ... more
I definitely pout when I get the "sorry we missed you" notice on my door. Why can't they just wait for me?! Sigh, obviously my postal delivery men are not as big fans of me as I am of them.... Perhaps if they knew what was in all those boxes...
01/07/2011
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
My boyfriend wanted to go rent a 'normal' movie this weekend and I told him that we can't watch normal movies because we have new porn to watch - he's not complaining!
01/07/2011
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
"Just one more episode of Star Trek, and then you HAVE to watch that porn, self!" (And then I switched to Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I really need to watch that darn porn!)
01/07/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
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Originally posted by ToyGeek
"Just one more episode of Star Trek, and then you HAVE to watch that porn, self!" (And then I switched to Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I really need to watch that darn porn!)
I You. I LOVE Buffy. I quote Buffy. I speak Whedonese.
01/07/2011
Contributor: Beaners Beaners
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I reviewed that! The head is really big eh? Once you get it in though... yum.
Ah I can't get it past there! It just hurts! I'm working on it though. /determined
01/09/2011