Okay, so I mentioned in a recent poll that I went to the most redneck wedding EVER!!! Last weekend. Now I don't crap over the way some people get married. I think as long as your happy, then who cares how it goes down. So the service and the way it went down did not bother me, it was the other people around that made it what it was. Let me explain...
-During the service a brides maid flashed her boyfriend in order to shut him up because he was talking during the whole thing.
-Another guy just kept chimming in with his 2 cents as well. Really annoying.
-Everyone had a beer in there hand. Yes, even me...I needed to be buzzed just to keep from wanting to run away.
-Afterwards, people ran to there trucks to rev there engines. One guy did this but he was in drive, so he slammed into the rented Limo and oh man was that a fun talk with the driver and insurance company. He left by the way.
-At night fall they went to light a bonfire. They dumped used oil on it (which made me cringe) but could not light it. So one guy grabbed a blow torch and while he was trying to light it a guy standing next to him threw a freaking road flare...no shit...into the fire and the whole thing went up and engufled them both. There okay but there beards were singed and half of this guys hoodie was burned. It was insane.
...anyways, has anyone else been to a red neck wedding? If so what were the highlights?
-During the service a brides maid flashed her boyfriend in order to shut him up because he was talking during the whole thing.
-Another guy just kept chimming in with his 2 cents as well. Really annoying.
-Everyone had a beer in there hand. Yes, even me...I needed to be buzzed just to keep from wanting to run away.
-Afterwards, people ran to there trucks to rev there engines. One guy did this but he was in drive, so he slammed into the rented Limo and oh man was that a fun talk with the driver and insurance company. He left by the way.
-At night fall they went to light a bonfire. They dumped used oil on it (which made me cringe) but could not light it. So one guy grabbed a blow torch and while he was trying to light it a guy standing next to him threw a freaking road flare...no shit...into the fire and the whole thing went up and engufled them both. There okay but there beards were singed and half of this guys hoodie was burned. It was insane.
...anyways, has anyone else been to a red neck wedding? If so what were the highlights?
