Regretsy.com

Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I hope I'm not the only one here who's heard of Regretsy, but if I am, then I'm introducing all of you to it!

Basically what Regretsy does is take all of those "WTF" items for sale on Etsy (a site dedicated to the selling of handmade arts and crafts) and bring them altogether in one place for us to mock. Quite simply, it's one of the best ways I can think of to kill some time, lol.

So the one post I saw the other day that made me immediately think of Eden was for a hand carved wooden dildo of which the base was a gun. Now I know that might denote violence of some sort, but I thought that the piece itself was actually really well made and we were all adult enough to see it as an amusing novelty item. However if I did offend anybody, feel free to have this whole thing taken down and just let me know, lol.

Anywho, here's a link for the dildo I was just talking about.


And Regretsy has all sorts of categories too. So you can visit the site and check out penises, vaginas, and all sorts of other very amusing things.

I hope you enjoy
03/08/2010
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Contributor: Miss Jane Miss Jane
I hadn't heard of this site.. *zooms over*
03/08/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Some of these things will have you seriously scratching your head at the fact that somebody, somewhere, thought this was a good idea and that other people would want to buy it too!

I've spent hours just shaking my head, lol
03/08/2010
Contributor: Miss Jane Miss Jane
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
I hope I'm not the only one here who's heard of Regretsy, but if I am, then I'm introducing all of you to it!

Basically what Regretsy does is take all of those "WTF" items for sale on Etsy (a site dedicated to the selling ... more
Wow. I might like it if it weren't for the weird penis. And for $600 they need to put gold on that thing!

Did you see the "Kunterbunt?" That can't be a real German word - it's got to be the worst/best pun of "cumberbun" EVER.
03/08/2010
Contributor: Miss Jane Miss Jane
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Originally posted by Jul!a
Some of these things will have you seriously scratching your head at the fact that somebody, somewhere, thought this was a good idea and that other people would want to buy it too!

I've spent hours just shaking my head, lol
This.is.amazing.
03/08/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Miss Jane
Wow. I might like it if it weren't for the weird penis. And for $600 they need to put gold on that thing!

Did you see the "Kunterbunt?" That can't be a real German word - it's got to be the worst/best pun of "cumberbun" EVER.
I didn't see it. I'm going to go scour for it now, lol
03/08/2010
Contributor: MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
Omg that dildo is amazing! $600 dollars though, my goodness... *goes to waste hours on regretsy*
03/08/2010
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
That wooden dildo pistol is the kind of thing I'd have tucked away in my belt at a Steampunk convention. Not that I go to Steampunk conventions, but IF I DID, y'know...

In other news, Regretsy.com is kind of addictive. Thanks for the link, Jul!a !
03/08/2010
Contributor: Miss Jane Miss Jane
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
That wooden dildo pistol is the kind of thing I'd have tucked away in my belt at a Steampunk convention. Not that I go to Steampunk conventions, but IF I DID, y'know...

In other news, Regretsy.com is kind of addictive. Thanks for the link, Jul!a !
Seriously, I've been on it this whole time.

Yum, steampunk.
03/08/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
That wooden dildo pistol is the kind of thing I'd have tucked away in my belt at a Steampunk convention. Not that I go to Steampunk conventions, but IF I DID, y'know...

In other news, Regretsy.com is kind of addictive. Thanks for the link, Jul!a !
No problem!
03/08/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Jane
Seriously, I've been on it this whole time.

Yum, steampunk.
I can't find that "kunterbunt" you were talking about :sigh:
03/08/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Bookmarked this one
03/08/2010
Contributor: Jill Ingoff Jill Ingoff
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
I hope I'm not the only one here who's heard of Regretsy, but if I am, then I'm introducing all of you to it!

Basically what Regretsy does is take all of those "WTF" items for sale on Etsy (a site dedicated to the selling ... more
bahahaha oh my god!! it's like that LJ community I used to read called weird ebay or something.. dedicated to bizarre ebay auctions!
03/09/2010
Contributor: Miss Jane Miss Jane
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
I can't find that "kunterbunt" you were talking about :sigh:
Dang, it's gone from my history now. It was in the vagina section, it's this dildo/plug that has flowers on the end of it for decoration..
03/09/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
That gun/dildo is hilarious!!! I will have to look around some more later when I have some free time. Thanks for the link!
03/09/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Miss Jane
Dang, it's gone from my history now. It was in the vagina section, it's this dildo/plug that has flowers on the end of it for decoration..
I just wasn't sure what section it was in, do you remember what page it was on? Or about what page it was on? lol
03/09/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Gary
That gun/dildo is hilarious!!! I will have to look around some more later when I have some free time. Thanks for the link!
No problem

I'll come back with more interesting things as I find them
03/09/2010
Contributor: Jill Ingoff Jill Ingoff
lol I had the best time sharing some of those posts with my Facebook buddies! I damn near fell off my chair from laughing so hard!
03/10/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Jill Ingoff
lol I had the best time sharing some of those posts with my Facebook buddies! I damn near fell off my chair from laughing so hard!
I'm glad you all enjoyed it
03/10/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
What's the first thing that comes time mind here?
03/10/2010
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
What's the first thing that comes time mind here?
Slightly disturbing LOLcat fodder.

I gotta say though, that's a pretty awesome sculpture... except for the part where the kitty seems to be doused in... um...well. Anyway.
03/10/2010
Contributor: Miss Jane Miss Jane
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
What's the first thing that comes time mind here?
Oh, boy.
03/10/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
What's the first thing that comes time mind here?
Believe me, if we're thinking about the same thing, that was the first thing I thought of... Lol

Then to the LOLcat like Cynthia says, lol
03/10/2010
Contributor: SydVicious SydVicious
That is soooo funny! I love etsy, but man some people make the craziest stuff. Thanks for the link!
03/11/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
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Originally posted by SydVicious
That is soooo funny! I love etsy, but man some people make the craziest stuff. Thanks for the link!
I have found some cool stuff on Etsy, but I think I like Regretsy.com better!
03/12/2010
Contributor: Jade Jade
OMG! That's too funny.
03/16/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Gary
I have found some cool stuff on Etsy, but I think I like Regretsy.com better!
I hang out on Regretsy a lot on Saturdays when we're slow between deliveries, it is fantastic and I can show everybody I work with what kind of crazy ass things some people not only make, but think others will like, and other people buy it! lol
03/16/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
This site is great. I was checking it out again and found this Top Ten page. It is worth checking out!
03/25/2010
Contributor: CockGawker CockGawker
Ha! I'm on Etsy (LeastLikely2Breed) and I hate to say it but I love Regretsy.
03/25/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
This site is great. I was checking it out again and found this Top Ten page. It is worth checking out!
Fantastic! lol
03/28/2010