There are some pretty strange sex toys on Eden's site and in other stores. I want to see how many scary, creepy or just plain bizarre sextoys I can find. Things like The Tentacle
and the Jellyfish by whipspider
Or even the Tenticle Magic Twisty
What other scary sex toys do you know of? They don't have to be from EF, they can be from anywhere. Links would be greatly appreciated.
There's a whole blog that covers this topic, Scary Sex Toy Friday. One of the freakiest things I have seen there is The Log Dildo by Oxballs, which is a turd dildo! The Fuck My Face Masturbator by Pipedream is just creepy! It's a rubber head with a suction cup that allows you to stick to walls and such. It has those weird doll eyes that open and close, and the company says you can style its hair if you like. There is also a severed foot toy that has a pussy on the bottom, toys shaped like bugs and scorpions, and double dildo that has a pig's face on the base!
There's a whole blog that covers this topic, Scary Sex Toy Friday. One of the freakiest things I have seen there is The Log Dildo by Oxballs, which is a turd dildo! The Fuck My Face Masturbator by Pipedream is just creepy! It's a rubber
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There's a whole blog that covers this topic, Scary Sex Toy Friday. One of the freakiest things I have seen there is The Log Dildo by Oxballs, which is a turd dildo! The Fuck My Face Masturbator by Pipedream is just creepy! It's a rubber head with a suction cup that allows you to stick to walls and such. It has those weird doll eyes that open and close, and the company says you can style its hair if you like. There is also a severed foot toy that has a pussy on the bottom, toys shaped like bugs and scorpions, and double dildo that has a pig's face on the base!
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Are people buying the shit dildo?? I gagged a little in my mouth just now. Ugh... And I thought the tentacle was weird.
Four words: baby Jesus butt plug
That is just levels of HELL TO THE NAW for me.
There's also a couple of Cracked articles about bizarre sex toys. Some of the more memorable ones: granny blow-up doll (false teeth included), pig tail butt plug, and the cannon (a cannon shaped dido about the same diameter as a fucking SODA CAN).
There's a whole blog that covers this topic, Scary Sex Toy Friday. One of the freakiest things I have seen there is The Log Dildo by Oxballs, which is a turd dildo! The Fuck My Face Masturbator by Pipedream is just creepy! It's a rubber
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There's a whole blog that covers this topic, Scary Sex Toy Friday. One of the freakiest things I have seen there is The Log Dildo by Oxballs, which is a turd dildo! The Fuck My Face Masturbator by Pipedream is just creepy! It's a rubber head with a suction cup that allows you to stick to walls and such. It has those weird doll eyes that open and close, and the company says you can style its hair if you like. There is also a severed foot toy that has a pussy on the bottom, toys shaped like bugs and scorpions, and double dildo that has a pig's face on the base!
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I love the oral sex snorkel! I am always jolted to attention when my partner has to exhale---clearly some OCD inventor felt the same way I do... but decided to actually make oral sex *more* awkward instead of just living with the reality that people gotta breathe!
Something Awful did article on weird sex toys. A few highlights:
Venus Love-Looks like a sea monster that would devour your vagina while you scream in pain!
Pipedream Extreme Rub One Out Masturbator-This is a masturbation sleeve that is advertised as looking and feeling like a real hand. As the article author said, isn't that a bit redundant? We already have to real looking and feeling hands attached to us!
I was doing some fooling around on Google, and I found this blog post from Hey Epiphora about Topco's "Fucked" line of toys. The line includes such gems as a Bleeding Tampon Pussy Stroker (with blood lube), Shitting Ass and Vomiting mouth strokers (with shit and puke lubes), a prolapsed anus stroker, an amputee love doll, and dildos for people who are sexually attracted to diseased or deformed individuals. Seriously, WTF?! The menstrual fetish toy isn't so bad, but I cringe at the thought and sight (pics in article) of shit and puke lube!
my bf found 1 that was a butt plug w/ an animal tail on the end. so when it's in your butt, you have a tail. he came across it randomly, & we both laughed about it. i can't find the link to it, though.
