Weirded out?

I was browsing through reviews as I am wont to do in the wee hours, and stumbled across this product. I think I'd seen it before but just skipped over it.

Does the whole.. corn kernels and corn shucks and all freak anyone else out? I'm perfectly okay, aroused even, by the tentacle and unicorn horn dildos but for some reason this corn cob vibe just weirds me out. Maybe because I know if it were a real ear of corn, the kernels would break off and cause problems inside? Who knows. less

This specific vibrator always makes me laugh my ass off, actually.

See, there's this really, really, really corny, horrible, cliched YAOI movie called "Boku no Sexual Harassment" -- It's licensed, so if you want to see it you can go to a dealer within the USA -- and in this really bad, old school YAOI movie, there's a scene where a man is 'raped' with an ear of corn, the corn is whipped out and there's a sword noise (SHING!) and while he's being raped with it, he's enjoying it so much he's drooling.

So, my friends and I always threaten to buy this for each other.


*YAOI is a genre of pornographic japanese animation, which is demographed for females but portrays gay males. It induces much LOLs. less

This specific vibrator always makes me laugh my ass off, actually.

See, there's this really, really, really corny, horrible, cliched YAOI movie called "Boku no Sexual Harassment" -- It's licensed, so if you want to see it you can go to a dealer within the USA -- and in this really bad, old school YAOI movie, there's a scene where a man is 'raped' with an ear of corn, the corn is whipped out and there's a sword noise (SHING!) and while he's being raped with it, he's enjoying it so much he's drooling.

So, my friends and I always threaten to buy this for each other.


*YAOI is a genre of pornographic japanese animation, which is demographed for females but portrays gay males. It induces much LOLs. less

It's just one of those toys where a sense of humor is required. I don't have the Dolce but I do have the cucumber. link I guess the Dolce is somewhat discreet.. lol about as much as the fleshlights so maybe the design goes beyond having a laugh?

But is anyone else with me--- I don't feel like the name fits it, at all. Vibra Dolce sounds international, sounds sex, sounds sultry and foreign... yet it's a country bumpkin corn on the cob. less

I think it's hilarious. my mind also went straight there, spiking glue. At least they haven't made a bourbon bottle vibe yet.

On a theoretical level, I really like strangely shaped toys. None of mine are really weird but i'm intrigued as Beautiful Dreamer said. Like, I really love the i rub my penguin. I don't own it, and i don't think i could ever put that cute little guy near my vagina, but i'm really happy that it's out there for someone would like that sort of thing.

The corn makes me giggle endlessly, but i'm not sure i could have sex with it. Maybe i could, or maybe i'd laugh through the whole thing. I wouldn't be against trying for the hell of it though. less

I'm not scarred by Boku no Sexual Harassment (I *may* be scarred by Legend of the Blue Wolves... sumo sex. :|), it's more that its really hard for me to get off on the Vibra Dolce when all you seen in your head is a blonde, spandex clad uke drooling to a cob which chings! while emitting a holy light. *laugh*

... I suppose that *is* scarred. Heh.


Damn, Backseat Boohoo, that's a shame. :/ Korean girls can be so lovely, too. less

I was browsing through reviews as I am wont to do in the wee hours, and stumbled across this product. I think I'd seen it before but just skipped over it.

Does the whole.. corn kernels and corn shucks and all freak anyone else out? I'm perfectly okay, aroused even, by the tentacle and unicorn horn dildos but for some reason this corn cob vibe just weirds me out. Maybe because I know if it were a real ear of corn, the kernels would break off and cause problems inside? Who knows. less

All joking aside, I am now considering buying one of these corn cobb dildos. Before I do, I need some more feedback as to whether or not this chumpy actually feels realistic. I don't want to just waste my money on something that only appears to be corn, but does not feel at least somewhat realistic. Is it worth it? Also, I will be adding all of the above mentioned movies to my queue on netflix. Thank you! less

Oh no, it's the return of the corn cobb dildo thread, ha! This thread will outlive us all. I never heard this joke before, thanks for posting it. It reminds me of all the jokes I heard when I was in elementary school, Deeper, Susie Sandpaper, Johnny Fuckerfaster, the barn with the 3 wholes in the wall (there was an amazing Mr.Show version of that timeless classic). less

Yes, yes, that's the one!

For those of you who haven't been enlightened:
Two men were stranded in the woods, crawling along, gasping for water. They wandered and wandered thru the woods and..lo! and behold! there in the middle of nowhere was a rickety old house with a rickety old porch. On that porch was the ugliest woman you ever did see, sitting in a rocking chair with a corncob pipe hanging out her mouth. The two men crawled up to the porch and gasped 'please, m'am (gasp, gasp)-could we have some water?' the old woman looked at them and replied 'sure, but first ya hafta screw me til i'm satisfied'. One man got up and followed the ugly warty woman into the shack. The other man was too weak to follow and stayed outside. The man that went inside got on top of the old hag and did the nasty-she wasn't satisfied. He did it again-she still wasn't satisfied. Desperate, he looked around the room anxiously and spotted a bushel of corn in the corner. so he took an ear of corn, shucked, stuffed it up the slimy old hag and tossed it out the window. She still wasn't satisfied. He did it again and again until he got to the last ear of corn-at last she was finally satisfied!! She told him 'alright, go round outside and on the side of the house there's a well. ya can drink all ya want.' He went outside and turned the corner and there was his buddy with a huge shit-eating grin on his face saying 'Mmmm-m!! you missed it-hot, buttered corn!!!'

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