This is the most interesting question I've ever come across. I'd have to think longer on it, because I can't think of something people would find in my tent (assuming the question is asking what I'd be doing, personally). What I would like to (and expect to see) would be things such as a "sword swallower", just with a different kind of sword. A "lion tamer" with a different kind of lion, of course in a whole BDSM set-up arena. I'm very curious to see other, better answers though.