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Contributor: Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
I have had some pretty wierd stuff yelled out in my bedroom over the years. The best one was "I want you to treat me like a pornstar..." (ME)-"What? How do I do that?" (Her)- "Spit on me." (ME)-"What?"
Tell me some of the wierdest things you have ever heard during or after sex...
02/12/2012
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Contributor: Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
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Originally posted by Rod Ronald
I have had some pretty wierd stuff yelled out in my bedroom over the years. The best one was "I want you to treat me like a pornstar..." (ME)-"What? How do I do that?" (Her)- "Spit on me." (ME)-"What?"
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Oh my god I almost forgot, here is another great one...this one kinda pisses me off...still!
Her- "We have to be quiet my son is asleep."
Me-"Okay, no problem."
Her- "Actually I'm not sure if he's here..."
Me- "What do you mean..."
Her- "Hold on a second let me think..."
Me- "Are you serious?"
Her- "I need to call my mother."
Me- "What the fuc...."
Basically this women was so out of it she had no idea that here son went to school that day got home off the bus waited for her to return and of course she didn't so he called Grandma she came over and got him and this women had no clue where he was...It was 2;30 in the morning by the way and I met her at a club, had no idea of any of this until it went down. I left right after my "WTF" moment.
02/12/2012