I don’t know why I started thinking about this, but here goes …
After reading lots of toy reviews, I realized that a lot of women talk about concealment and travel as significant factors in a lot of the toys that they review and it got me thinking. At first a few thoughts came to mind about why you would want or need to bring this stuff with you. Up until this point, I had really not thought very hard about it then it dawned on me. For a lot of women it is extremely hard to get off without some of these toys and that’s why it is so relevant if they are travel friendly. So beyond the concept of having a wild time everywhere you go, the necessity of it is very real. A lot of the time masturbation helps us all maintain our sanity! Ok, I am a little slow sometimes but I still get there.
Please try to stay with me here as I attempt to explain something through my thought process, which is not really logical or linear. The main factors that have brought me to the question that I have yet to ask are…
One of the reviews I was reading today specifically mentioned something about a toy being good for travel and then I found myself wondering if women would bring discreet sex toys along camping, or indiscreet depending on the situation I guess. That’s when I had one of the greatest comparative realizations of my life. Guys carry an effective masturbatory tool with them everywhere they go. I took a step back, crossed my arms and started nodding. I’m not saying that it feels or works better than having sex or using toys, but it is very reliable. It requires no batteries, no discretion, and not really any effort to use no matter where you are. There is nothing more refreshing than gaining a new perspective.
Ok, for the final random and seemingly unrelated thought, let’s all think about the Empire Strikes Back. So, Luke and Darth Vader are having a little tiff and then Luke loses his hand. By the end of the movie, Luke has a new prosthetic hand that even to him feels real.
So ladies… the true question here is: in the future, when this and many more advanced technologies are available to all of us on a consumer level, would you swap out one of your real hands for a super ultra-mega hand that took care of all of your sexual needs and desires?
In the not as distant future, the predecessors to my imagined ‘Ultra-mega hand’ technology will likely be just as functional, but not be as visually appealing. Perhaps something like Trap-Jaw’s prosthetics, from the cartoon He-Man. But keep in mind, this does require you having your real hand removed and would include all of the risks that accompany any medical procedure. Would you do it?
After reading lots of toy reviews, I realized that a lot of women talk about concealment and travel as significant factors in a lot of the toys that they review and it got me thinking. At first a few thoughts came to mind about why you would want or need to bring this stuff with you. Up until this point, I had really not thought very hard about it then it dawned on me. For a lot of women it is extremely hard to get off without some of these toys and that’s why it is so relevant if they are travel friendly. So beyond the concept of having a wild time everywhere you go, the necessity of it is very real. A lot of the time masturbation helps us all maintain our sanity! Ok, I am a little slow sometimes but I still get there.
Please try to stay with me here as I attempt to explain something through my thought process, which is not really logical or linear. The main factors that have brought me to the question that I have yet to ask are…
One of the reviews I was reading today specifically mentioned something about a toy being good for travel and then I found myself wondering if women would bring discreet sex toys along camping, or indiscreet depending on the situation I guess. That’s when I had one of the greatest comparative realizations of my life. Guys carry an effective masturbatory tool with them everywhere they go. I took a step back, crossed my arms and started nodding. I’m not saying that it feels or works better than having sex or using toys, but it is very reliable. It requires no batteries, no discretion, and not really any effort to use no matter where you are. There is nothing more refreshing than gaining a new perspective.
Ok, for the final random and seemingly unrelated thought, let’s all think about the Empire Strikes Back. So, Luke and Darth Vader are having a little tiff and then Luke loses his hand. By the end of the movie, Luke has a new prosthetic hand that even to him feels real.
So ladies… the true question here is: in the future, when this and many more advanced technologies are available to all of us on a consumer level, would you swap out one of your real hands for a super ultra-mega hand that took care of all of your sexual needs and desires?
In the not as distant future, the predecessors to my imagined ‘Ultra-mega hand’ technology will likely be just as functional, but not be as visually appealing. Perhaps something like Trap-Jaw’s prosthetics, from the cartoon He-Man. But keep in mind, this does require you having your real hand removed and would include all of the risks that accompany any medical procedure. Would you do it?
