So I am just web browsing. What is the topic? Sex of course. I am sitting here zooming through emails about sex, reading blogs about sex, ordering toys for sex, reviewing toys too, and well actually thinking I am actually do for some great sex! So there I was. Surfing the internet. Cruising away on the open highway of disneyland, and BAM! There is was. What the F*** is that. Hey, hey... come over here and look at this. Oh yes this one just had to be shared. I couldn't hold it in. This was crazy. Okay, okay I know you want to know what I am talking about right? Of course you do. I have you sitting on the edge of your seat begging to know what I found. Right? Yes, and so this is what it was. The Real Touch, the world's first virtual sex toy. This thing blows my f***ing mind. Really. I mean virtual sex. Okay I know what camming is, hell I do it! But a virtual toy to go with it? That is insane. Do you know about this? Okay so step one, there are videos on site that are encoded to using touch technology. And the toy then mimicks what you see on the view screen. Now of course you must pay for the video. Of course, come on nothing is free. Remember? So the toy itself is $199.95. And they offer 60 free minutes with your first purchase of video minutes. Good deal? Maybe. But this toy. It is crazy. Just blowing my mind right now. I don't know the exact measurements but it appears to be of good size, and it looks like it hooks to the pc via usb. Pretty nifty indeed. It has a self pumping lube resevoir right in the machine too. It is like literally virtual sex. You want tiity sex? Here lets just pump a little lube up in there (hands free) and there you go. Virtual titty sex. WOW!!! So I am just curious. As usual. When am I not right? Would anyone buy this? Now remember I don't think it will work without using the videos with it. So you have to fork out the cash for the toy, and then the videos everytime you watch it which are at a rate of about $1 a min. Or I think they offer 200 minutes for $99.95. So you buy more, you get them cheaper. So.... do you have one? Would you buy one? Is this thing blowing your mind as much as mine?
Check it out here:
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Check it out here:
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