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Contributor: Avant-garde Avant-garde
I have been expecting a fleshlight to arrive all day today. The guy never showed up at the door and I have been home all day. The website to track my order says that I was never home and they will try again tomorrow. The stupid UPS guy must have gone to the wrong house, WTF!!!

Has this happened to any of you?
11/09/2011
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Contributor: chicken12 chicken12
I'm guessing you haven't read the employee manual for delivery persons. This should clear things up for you:
link

You may also find this video to be informative:
link
11/09/2011
Contributor: Avant-garde Avant-garde
Quote:
Originally posted by chicken12
I'm guessing you haven't read the employee manual for delivery persons. This should clear things up for you:
link

You may also find this video to be informative:
link ... more
Thanks, lol.
11/09/2011
Contributor: Ghost Ghost
lol. UPS threw a box in my bushes the other day.
11/09/2011
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
I like my postal service (the drunk mailman I mentioned a couple of times) - he just shoves it in the mailbox with his foot and I have to extract it with a pair of forceps.
11/09/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Quote:
Originally posted by Avant-garde
I have been expecting a fleshlight to arrive all day today. The guy never showed up at the door and I have been home all day. The website to track my order says that I was never home and they will try again tomorrow. The stupid UPS guy must have ... more
Yeah, if I'm expecting a package I always put a note out that morning saying "Hi UPS, please knock loudly, I'm home!"

Now that the UPS guy for my place here knows I work from home lots of the time, he will knock even if I don't leave a note.

But if you've never left a note before? I suspect a lot of delivery drivers never bother to knock.
11/09/2011
Contributor: GravyCakes GravyCakes
i use the postal service & there have been 2 or 3 times where this has happened to me. i have stuff delivered to me often, & i'm not home most of the time when the mail guy comes, so i think he's just started assuming that i'm not home.
11/09/2011
Contributor: authorzero authorzero
I haven't had this exact thing happen, but I have had them knock and then run off before I even have a chance to get to the door. This apartment isn't huge, and I'm not a slow mover. They must just not hear me or something.
11/09/2011
Contributor: T&A1987 T&A1987
yes. ups sent it to the wrong house. it went downhill from there. USPS all the way.
11/09/2011
Contributor: True Pleasures True Pleasures
Yep. They tried to go to the apt above me...
11/10/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
yes, but mostly with the USPS.
11/11/2011
Contributor: Clandestine Clandestine
I missed the first attempt on Thursday as I was working... And then it was a long weekend. Monday will be constant vigilance on my part.
Furthermore, they seem to expect me to pay them almost $60 in "brokerage fees". That's over half the price of my order.
As much as I love this site, I won't be able to order from it if this is the norm. I'll need to stick to Canadian sellers.
11/12/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
Quote:
Originally posted by chicken12
I'm guessing you haven't read the employee manual for delivery persons. This should clear things up for you:
link

You may also find this video to be informative:
link ... more
That is absolutely hilarious!!!
11/12/2011
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
Yeah, if I'm expecting a package I always put a note out that morning saying "Hi UPS, please knock loudly, I'm home!"

Now that the UPS guy for my place here knows I work from home lots of the time, he will knock even if I ... more
Haha, normally I leave a note to leave it on front of the door, and I received a package on a day that I wasn't really expected one, and I didn't leave a note. The package was left in front of the door all the same. Must have been a regular delivery guy.
11/12/2011
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
Quote:
Originally posted by Clandestine
I missed the first attempt on Thursday as I was working... And then it was a long weekend. Monday will be constant vigilance on my part.
Furthermore, they seem to expect me to pay them almost $60 in "brokerage fees". That's over half ... more
No, this is not the norm. I regularly order from this site (think 2-3 a month) and I'm in Canada.
11/12/2011
Contributor: Lucky21 Lucky21
Seriously, this is why I have all my personal UPS packages shipped to work. Even EF ones. I just make sure it says PERSONAL ORDER in the company line. Because we have our own receiving dept in my office, it makes it pretty easy in an office of 23 people. I also make sure to track the hell out of my orders. But home delivery flat out sucks. I would always go USPS over UPS.
11/12/2011
Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
Quote:
Originally posted by chicken12
I'm guessing you haven't read the employee manual for delivery persons. This should clear things up for you:
link

You may also find this video to be informative:
link ... more
LOL!!!

UPS pisses me off constantly. They leave things in the bushes on the side of my house or require signatures for stupid things. The UPS office is about 45 minutes from my house so it's near impossible for me to get there. I always use USPS.
11/12/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Avant-garde
I have been expecting a fleshlight to arrive all day today. The guy never showed up at the door and I have been home all day. The website to track my order says that I was never home and they will try again tomorrow. The stupid UPS guy must have ... more
UPS has tracking on every package. If they lose it, everything is, at least, guaranteed. Unlike the post office.
11/13/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by T&A1987
yes. ups sent it to the wrong house. it went downhill from there. USPS all the way.
USPS does amazing job (despite going broke), problem is they don't insure lost packages unless you buy separate insurance...included free with UPS.
11/13/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Ghost
lol. UPS threw a box in my bushes the other day.
That is HORRIBLE. We have an amazing UPS lady..even leaves dog cookies for our pups when leaving a package.
11/13/2011
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
USPS does amazing job (despite going broke), problem is they don't insure lost packages unless you buy separate insurance...included free with UPS.
With the base fees for UPS, I would not call the insurance free.
11/13/2011
Contributor: padmeamidala padmeamidala
Quote:
Originally posted by Avant-garde
I have been expecting a fleshlight to arrive all day today. The guy never showed up at the door and I have been home all day. The website to track my order says that I was never home and they will try again tomorrow. The stupid UPS guy must have ... more
I've had a few problems with UPS.
11/13/2011
Contributor: wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
This makes me nervous. I just ordered my other package to come via UPS since my last package went missing for a week with my USPS. Do I actually have to be home for them to deliver it? They won't just leave it at my door? Because I know for a fact that I won't be home. I have orientation at my new job and there's no telling when I'll get home. -panics-
11/13/2011
Contributor: T&A1987 T&A1987
The advantage I see with USPS over UPS is the decentralization. Whereas UPS, FEDEX and that yellow one have central hubs in a state, the USPS has countless offices, usually in every town. While costly and inefficient, it usually allows the postal worker to have an intimate knowledge of their territory. Further, since the USPS delivers 6 days a week and most people get mail at least a few times a week, the USPS workers are usually a good deal more knowledgeable.
11/13/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
Quote:
Originally posted by Clandestine
I missed the first attempt on Thursday as I was working... And then it was a long weekend. Monday will be constant vigilance on my part.
Furthermore, they seem to expect me to pay them almost $60 in "brokerage fees". That's over half ... more
Have you checked out these threads? The Canadian fees issue is being resolved currently, thank goodness.
11/13/2011
Contributor: GenderSexplorations GenderSexplorations
UPS delivered a package we were expecting to our neighbor the other day. We got the notification that 'the package has been delivered' and looked around before finding it on our neighbor's porch.
11/13/2011
Contributor: Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
Quote:
Originally posted by wrecklesswords
This makes me nervous. I just ordered my other package to come via UPS since my last package went missing for a week with my USPS. Do I actually have to be home for them to deliver it? They won't just leave it at my door? Because I know for a ... more
If you leave a signed paper giving them permission to leave it somewhere (often in front of door), they will. Otherwise, they'll leave a paper.
11/13/2011
Contributor: wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
Quote:
Originally posted by Kynky Kytty
If you leave a signed paper giving them permission to leave it somewhere (often in front of door), they will. Otherwise, they'll leave a paper.
Okay good to know! I will definitely do that! and get it stuck on the front door because I don't even know when I'll be home.
11/13/2011
Contributor: Checkmate Checkmate
Can we assueme it finally showed up?
11/18/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I had USPS walk past my husband to leave a note that says we weren't home to take a package from here, when I've never had a problem with packages being left on my doorstep before. I went and filed a complaint.
11/18/2011