I just remembered something that an ex said to me once. He called me up and said, "I'm going to come by and split you like a cord of wood". Which...maybe, that sounds like a turn-on, in theory? But..it wasn't. It really didn't do it for me, especially since the voice it was said in sounded more (unintentionally) threatening than sexy. It was a big turn off.

So, I'm wondering, does anyone else have any weird/unsexy things that a partner has said to try to turn them on?

I know I've heard plenty from friends. Sometimes you play along, sometimes it's too much and you aren't sure what to do with it. But, what turns on person off can turn on another (as I'm sure mine will. lol)