Weirdest thing used in masturbation

Contributor: clockwork451 clockwork451
What are some of the "non traditional" items you've used in masturbation? For me it would be a my cell phone, hairbrush, and a Gamecube controller.
06/16/2013
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Contributor: This Is For The Birds This Is For The Birds
I had a friend in high school who once used a hotdog. Turned out very embarrassing for her, because the hot dog broke while using it and she had to go the the emergency room to get it removed. However, it must of not be so embarrassing because she came to school telling us how it happened.

If it were me, that is not something I would tell even my closest friend.

As for me the weirdest thing would have to be my cell phone and a highlighter.
06/17/2013
Contributor: MrWill MrWill
Once, I endeavored to use a fossilized porcupine, a plunger, and a bandsaw.


Just kidding. :-P
06/17/2013
Contributor: BlackOrchid BlackOrchid
Oh geeeze... every kind of marker I think Crayola, Sharpie, etc. Toothbrush, hair brush handle, tampon. Yes a freaking tampon.
A knife handle, I wrapped the blade in a towel. UBER unsafe please people don't masturbate with knives.
Thank god I have sex toys now......
06/18/2013
Contributor: DeliciousDrip DeliciousDrip
Quote:
Originally posted by clockwork451
What are some of the "non traditional" items you've used in masturbation? For me it would be a my cell phone, hairbrush, and a Gamecube controller.
Lol
06/19/2013