What is your favorite gag gift?

Constructive discussions on Dildo Gag:

Who are the mouth gag fans out there? Tell me some stories!
Who loves mouth gags, and who doesn't? Hey, all you fans out there! Any stories to tell?

I was engaged 11 years ago today
I told my hubby that and he's like really it's been that long ago.

Lady Gaga, or Ke$ha?
I have a feeling most of you do not like either, or only like Lady Gaga, but I do like Ke$ha and that mindless sort of manner.

Which would be the best gag?
Which gag would you rather have?

New to gags - need tips!
The most I've ever had is really soft material used as a gag, and I'd like to purchase a real gag. I'm still a beginner, so does anyone have tips on.