I know there have been several threads on lottery winnings. But this one is different! I think it is different enough to stand as it's own discussion.

I only want to know the one crazy/irresponsible thing you'd buy!

Okay, on second thought & because I'm having trouble restricting myself to just one, (as usual), you can go over the limit if you want. But, try to keep it to one thing if you can! Thanks! less

I know there have been several threads on lottery winnings. But this one is different! I think it is different enough to stand as it's own discussion.

I only want to know the one crazy/irresponsible thing you'd buy!

Okay, on second thought & because I'm having trouble restricting myself to just one, (as usual), you can go over the limit if you want. But, try to keep it to one thing if you can! Thanks! less

You get more than one, deal with it!

Vixskin dildos and a Pure Wand. All the expensive toys amen.

A Jungle Tribe leather bag from etsy, idk if I have linked you to this before. They are like $300 bags but they're fine leather and you can wear them like a thigh holster. I have been jizzing my pants over them for so long lmao. My sister said "If I buy a $400 purse, it better be Coach" or some crap and I was like yeah whatever. I'd buy this Alexander Mcqueen Dress because I love it.

There is like a 1965 Mustang with red leather interior for sale on a FB group right now for $22k, I would buy that for sure. Oh man. Was jizzing my pants over that as well, the car is a beauty.

I'd get tattoos from my favorite expensive artists in Australia and NYC.

I'd buy a pretty old Victorian house. One with a turret because I love those charming lil houses.

I'd go make it rain @ the strip club, buy myself some fine kush and a nice upscale meal.

Also a Sphynx cat because those lil guys are like $1500+ for a kitten.

Also I would go to Disney World and I am going to go buy a mega millions ticket or something now THANKS. less

I know there have been several threads on lottery winnings. But this one is different! I think it is different enough to stand as it's own discussion.

I only want to know the one crazy/irresponsible thing you'd buy!

Okay, on second thought & because I'm having trouble restricting myself to just one, (as usual), you can go over the limit if you want. But, try to keep it to one thing if you can! Thanks! less

I know there have been several threads on lottery winnings. But this one is different! I think it is different enough to stand as it's own discussion.

I only want to know the one crazy/irresponsible thing you'd buy!

Okay, on second thought & because I'm having trouble restricting myself to just one, (as usual), you can go over the limit if you want. But, try to keep it to one thing if you can! Thanks! less

Actually can't think of anything! Lol. Haven't given it much thought. But the only thing I can think of at the moment that I really would buy if I won the lottery would be a Scottish fold kitty! LOL. Love them and have been wanting one, but they're expensive as F and apparently they have to be "shipped" to you! LOL. WTF?! less

I know there have been several threads on lottery winnings. But this one is different! I think it is different enough to stand as it's own discussion.

I only want to know the one crazy/irresponsible thing you'd buy!

Okay, on second thought & because I'm having trouble restricting myself to just one, (as usual), you can go over the limit if you want. But, try to keep it to one thing if you can! Thanks! less

Well, I'd want a "Troll account"

The Troll account would have a selected (high) amount of money in it. Then I would use it for ridiculous things to make a statement, make justice, or get a reaction. Possible examples:

-If I got really bad customer service, I would purposely spend a crap ton at the competitor location and show the original location the receipt.

-Blast the sidewalks of an entire town/city with pink glitter paint.

-Build a science and learning classroom/tutoring location next to crazy super churches.

-Buy a portion of the elder Floridian population thongs and speedos and watch the public's reaction.

-Pay off a really nice person's car of mortgage. Preferably, this nice person should be dealing with a crappy boss or co-worker.

And so on... less

I know there have been several threads on lottery winnings. But this one is different! I think it is different enough to stand as it's own discussion.

I only want to know the one crazy/irresponsible thing you'd buy!

Okay, on second thought & because I'm having trouble restricting myself to just one, (as usual), you can go over the limit if you want. But, try to keep it to one thing if you can! Thanks! less

Nothing crazy or irresponsible about that! That idea is inspired & necessary & you will have the means to afford the best! Now, if it had 24 kt gold leaf & gemstones encrusted on it, then we'd have crazy

@ sunflower, aww, thanks! I would love to drain you of your winnings. Wait a minute, does this mean, if my advice doesn't pan out, or turns bad, that you will take those gift cards back? I'm going to have to be careful to keep giving god advice! No slacking for me, I may miss out on Eden bucks!

@ Mwar, these are such interesting answers! I love the idea of a troll account & some of the answers I really want you to do! less

Well, I had to really think about it! Just about everything else I would do would be pretty damn practical!

Oh, wait. Here's another one: I'd build a huge aviary/sanctuary complex for rescued companion birds, and staff it around the clock. A separate big-ass aviary for each group of compatible species (i.e., all the macaws in one, all the large cockatoos in another, the smaller cockatoos in yet another). It would have to be located in a region with a temperate climate--maybe Southern California. All of the plants and trees would be chosen for their non-toxic and region-appropriate properties, and the soil beneath would sit in a giant concrete box, buried far enough down to give adequate room for roots, and with sides extending up several feet above ground; this would keep burrowing animals out.

Okay, that project might require the total winnings. less