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Contributor: Crash Crash
Mine turned out o.k. in the end but it could have gone very badly. A friend of mine from high school was visiting me in college, and we were sitting around trying to think of something to do. My bright idea was to sneak into the college football game. This was an SEC football game, so security was pretty high. But, being invincible college freshmen, we decided to sneak in. We climbed the fence surrounding the stadium to reach the ramps leading up to the walkway leading into the stadium. We even helped a few other people in before we climbed up! We walked up to the top and were watching from the ramp because without a ticket that was as far as we could go, when we noticed a security guard looking at peoples faces. He walked up to us, leaned over, and looked at the three of us. We pretended he wasn't there, but inside we were freaking out. We waited for a group of people to walk by us on their way down the ramp, and as they passed by we walked behind them to blend in. We jumped back down the way we came in and avoided getting caught. That's the most trouble I've gotten myself into, and luckily for me and my accomplices it ended well.

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02/04/2011
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Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Married my ex-husband. :-/

Anyway ...

Funny stuff - went off-roading with my best friend Mulder back in high school and got stuck on top of a sand hill in a quarry. After spending about two hours trying to get some traction, Mulder runs off and returns five minutes later with a FRONT END LOADER. We pull his truck out with it and we leave the front end loader running because we couldn't figure out how to shut it off. So we left a note (unsigned) apologizing for wasting their gas but grateful for helping us to escape.

Ended pretty well ... I lost my virginity to him that afternoon.
02/04/2011
Contributor: PussyGalore PussyGalore
As a child or as an adult? As a child, I stuck my bare foot in bicycle spokes. I have a nifty scar from it. Then there was the time I wanted to ride in the wagon down the street. I ended up dragging my bare shin down the asphalt on an 1/8 mile of street. Came home very bloody that day.

As an adult, I kick myself for not waiting and trying harder to be patient for the love of my life. I think things would be different if I hadn't have moved on without him. (We're together again.)
02/04/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
The entire internet doesn't have enough bandwidth for me to address this question adequately.

That said, I'll have to go with the time I tried to donate sperm while I was in college to make some extra money. Well, I guess I always tried to donate sperm when I was in college, but specifically this time I was trying to donate sperm to a sperm bank. After submitting a sample, they told me to give them a call in a week to see whether my baby batter was acceptable. So, I did as they requested and called. I asked about my sperm results and gave my full name, and the voice on the other end of the line didn't answer immediately. So I proceeded to give more information about myself to see whether that helped things along. Finally, after a few seconds, I hear the voice on the other line laughing their ass off. Confused, I asked what was going on. Through the laughter, the voice said, "This is a lawyer's office." I had dialed the wrong number.

To make things worse, when I finally dialed the right number, I was told that my sperm sample had been rejected (low count).
02/04/2011
Contributor: Crash Crash
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Originally posted by Vaccinium
The entire internet doesn't have enough bandwidth for me to address this question adequately.

That said, I'll have to go with the time I tried to donate sperm while I was in college to make some extra money. Well, I guess I always ... more
Hahaha nice one. That has to be one of my greatest fears. I sent a really dirty text message (that was meant to be a joke) to a friend of mine that I intended to send to my girlfriend. Awkward to say the least.
02/04/2011
Contributor: Angel deSanguine Angel deSanguine
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
Married my ex-husband. :-/

Anyway ...

Funny stuff - went off-roading with my best friend Mulder back in high school and got stuck on top of a sand hill in a quarry. After spending about two hours trying to get some traction, Mulder runs ... more
Yeah I hear ya, me too! But it helped to make me the person I am today and showed me how to really appreciate a good spouse so I guess there's a plus side to everything.
02/05/2011
Contributor: Solar Ray Solar Ray
For me probably moving the car without getting inside when I was going to mow the lawn.

I wasn't going to bother going to get the keys and I thought I'd just release the handbrake and let it roll forward slightly and then I'd finish cutting the grass under it. Seemed easy enough as I just stood outside the door and was going to steer it as it rolled forward... lol.

Well it rolled forward alright and then to the left and into a post and busted a headlight surround and dented in the corner. I felt so stupid for trying to take that shortcut. Don't ask why I just didn't sit in the car which would have allowed me to steer it much easier.
03/31/2011