What was your worst date?

Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
Valentine's Day is coming and it always reminds me of my worst date experience-a blind date on Valentine's with a man who turned out to be much shorter than I and talked about his ex the whole night, even through the movie, and refused to take me home when I asked until I threatened to get out of the car and walk. It got me wondering, what's your worst date ever?
01/24/2011
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Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I drove over an hour to visit him at school so we could go to dinner and a movie, and he got a migraine so we didn't even make it through dinner, and he wanted to go to bed to sleep it off, so 25 minutes after I got out there, I had to turn around and drive more than an hour back. That's the first one that comes to mind for me.
01/24/2011
Contributor: PussyGalore PussyGalore
That is, hands down, the night my black lab ate kitty litter (pewps and all) and threw it back up onto my carpet in the middle of a second or third date JUST as we sat down to eat dinner. I have never wanted to kill an animal as badly as I did that day. Instead of throwing him off the balcony I sat him on the balcony while I dry-heaved my way through the clean up process.
01/24/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
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Originally posted by PussyGalore
That is, hands down, the night my black lab ate kitty litter (pewps and all) and threw it back up onto my carpet in the middle of a second or third date JUST as we sat down to eat dinner. I have never wanted to kill an animal as badly as I did that ... more
That made me spit out my soda! Thanks for the laugh (I need it today!)
01/24/2011
Contributor: PussyGalore PussyGalore
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Originally posted by liilii080
That made me spit out my soda! Thanks for the laugh (I need it today!)
It was god awful, I swear. The stain never came out of the carpet and it was about the size of a kitchen rug or bathmat. Two days later I had come home and the stupid idiot had eaten a plastic lighter, a pack of cigarettes, a shoe. I immediately packed him up in the truck with all of his toys, bed and dog food and dropped him off at the pound where we got him. Unbeknownst to me, he had been severely abused by a previous owner. I didn't have the money or the time to invest in correcting his behavior and he was supposed to be a companion to let me know when people were approaching my office. He cowered and peed in corners instead.


Cats, I like cats now.
01/24/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
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Originally posted by PussyGalore
It was god awful, I swear. The stain never came out of the carpet and it was about the size of a kitchen rug or bathmat. Two days later I had come home and the stupid idiot had eaten a plastic lighter, a pack of cigarettes, a shoe. I immediately ... more
I can see why you like cats now. What a nightmare! A friend of mine had the same problem with her rescue dog-it ate everything but it's favorite was tp on the roll.
01/24/2011
Contributor: buzz buzz
I once went on a date where he picked me up, took me to a fast food joint, begged for a bj and then went home U_U
01/25/2011