When did you first start feeling old?

Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
I first started to feel old when some young guy called me "ma'am" & meant it!

How about anyone else?
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Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
When I turned 55 and started using cialis!
05/29/2013
Contributor: eri86 eri86
I don't feel old yet. Sometimes I feel behind in life though.
05/29/2013
Contributor: ImaGodiva ImaGodiva
When I went to a doctor and he was obviously younger than me.
05/29/2013
Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
Well I'm not quite old...but sometimes I feel like I have the body of an 80 year old. There are days my hips, knees, or back hurt so bad I can't walk and have to spend the day on the couch or in bed icing my joints.
05/29/2013
Contributor: js250 js250
When I was in ICU at one of the top trauma hospitals in the area-- right after my car accident. Every single RN and nurse looked like they were 16. I promise!!! It was a bit bizarre...I was really wondering about that head injury,lol!
05/29/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
These accounts are making me feel better! It snuck up on me, darned it, last I remember I was 38 & still looked like I was in college. Now I see my skin elasticity has started to go & I look more tired & angry, ha ha! Preventative measures are not enough, now I need to go into repairs! I bought the Back To Life machine/gizmo that really helps when my back gets tight now that I threw it out for the first time a few years ago. I'm taking supplements I never needed before. And holy heck, I'm buying sex toys, the end must be near! If I come to the point where I can't orgasm anymore, then I will be really pissed off, but until that day, maybe it's not so bad after all to be called "ma'am".
05/29/2013
Contributor: Mr. John Mr. John
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Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
I first started to feel old when some young guy called me "ma'am" & meant it!

How about anyone else?
When did you first start feeling old?

The onset of grey hair, arthritis, and being asked by the Safeway cashier whether I needed help taking my groceries to the car.
05/29/2013
Contributor: Hummingbird Hummingbird
I always wanted to feel old when younger and now that I'm almost 60 feel younger than I was in my twenties! In my youth, everyone was always much older than I and I always felt like the baby of any group I belonged to. Today for me, age and how I feel is a state of mind and my mind shouts youth and energy!
05/29/2013
Contributor: TheirPet TheirPet
People use Ma'am here regardless of age a lot of the time. I started to feel old in Elementary school when I realized people were baby-talking at me and I took offense. It just got worse from there. LOL
05/29/2013
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Juvenile humor being called "adult humor". I think I was eight. Adults were no longer Grown-Ups to me if they found potty humor funny.

Although what really hit me was Mulder's son being the same age he was when we first met in high school. The kid looks EXACTLY like he did at the time ... (And I could have been that kid's mom if I wasn't familiar with my menstrual cycles.)
05/29/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
Juvenile humor being called "adult humor". I think I was eight. Adults were no longer Grown-Ups to me if they found potty humor funny.

Although what really hit me was Mulder's son being the same age he was when we first met in ... more
Those are the biggest shocks, running into the children of people you haven't seen since they were that age. But, your's had to be an even bigger shocker, it seems! Wow...

I never found anything scatological & so on, to be humorous, at any age & have always had the same attitude as you about it! It was easy to lose respect for some adults...
05/29/2013
Contributor: chicmichiw chicmichiw
I don't feel old, but...That gap til 30 keeps getting smaller.
05/29/2013
Contributor: ICEE ICEE
i always feel physically old. my mom has always said that i was born into an 80yr olds body. mentally im way younger then my age of 37
05/29/2013
Contributor: joiedejouets joiedejouets
I started feeling old when I turned 22.
05/29/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
I know that you guys are going to want to smack me here, but I started feeling old when I turned fourteen, and it just got worse every birthday after that.

I read a LOT of fantasy books when I was younger, and the kids in those were always 12-13. Then there were the 16 year olds. Then the 18 year olds. And after that, you were too old to ever have a magical adventure again, and your life was over.

I did not believe in magic, but I was still crushed when I turned fourteen and nothing had happened and I had to start high school like all the other boring kids.
05/29/2013
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
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Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
Those are the biggest shocks, running into the children of people you haven't seen since they were that age. But, your's had to be an even bigger shocker, it seems! Wow...

I never found anything scatological & so on, to be ... more
It's quite true - the girl after me got pregnant with Mulder's kid the summer after high school graduation, about two months after he got my virginity (I can't decide if she was looking to get pregnant or she was that irresponsible about birth control). My friends from HS and I are in our mid-thirties, and now the kids from those who started right after graduation are in high school themselves.

C and I will be having our child in a few years ... we joked that we waited so our friends' kids can babysit our kid.
05/29/2013
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
I first started to feel old when some young guy called me "ma'am" & meant it!

How about anyone else?
Not yet, thank God! I've been called ma'am. I haven't really felt old yet. I keep hearing that it all goes down hill after 25, though and I am 23 so it depresses me.
05/29/2013
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
I first started to feel old when some young guy called me "ma'am" & meant it!

How about anyone else?
Not yet, thank God! I've been called ma'am. I haven't really felt old yet. I keep hearing that it all goes down hill after 25, though and I am 23 so it depresses me.
05/29/2013
Contributor: ImaGodiva ImaGodiva
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Originally posted by K101
Not yet, thank God! I've been called ma'am. I haven't really felt old yet. I keep hearing that it all goes down hill after 25, though and I am 23 so it depresses me.
In my experience, there are some things, obviously, that go downhill after 25, but there are so many other things that get better! For me, age 30 and age 35 were milestones where I gained so much! In self-awareness, my sex life (I became so much more discriminating and able to express my needs & wants), financial security, and so much more. I'm in my forties now and would not want to go back to my twenties!
05/29/2013
Contributor: ImaGodiva ImaGodiva
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Originally posted by ImaGodiva
In my experience, there are some things, obviously, that go downhill after 25, but there are so many other things that get better! For me, age 30 and age 35 were milestones where I gained so much! In self-awareness, my sex life (I became so much more ... more
...Those young doctors still bother me though....
05/29/2013
Contributor: snowminx snowminx
Haven't happened yet and hope it does't for a long time
05/29/2013
Contributor: SMichelle SMichelle
I don't feel old yet at all.
05/29/2013
Contributor: Nezzie13 Nezzie13
My younger sister is about to turn 18. I feel like I should be tottering off to die, and I'll be 21 this year!
05/29/2013
Contributor: XxFallenAngelxX XxFallenAngelxX
I love this thread. It's great. I identify with the nurses who look like they are under 18, lol.
05/29/2013
Contributor: sunflower sunflower
Quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
I first started to feel old when some young guy called me "ma'am" & meant it!

How about anyone else?
Lmao my mom gets so pissed when people call her maam. Sometimes people say it to just be polite because people have said it to me and I look like I am 15 years old. I feel old physically because I am really fucking sick and tired all the time but I feel young mentally. I feel like I am an old grandpa who is really tired and naps a lot basically because I am so fatigued all the time.

Also poop jokes are funny sometimes yall are haters
05/31/2013
Contributor: Trysexual Trysexual
I'm not sure I do yet...other than a few greys and some hair loss.
05/31/2013
Contributor: dancingduo dancingduo
When I had kids. You start realizing how fast time flies.
05/31/2013
Contributor: KinkyKatieJames KinkyKatieJames
I've felt old for years. Once I was diagnosed with heart problems, I started to feel like an old woman. It was mostly from the side effects of medication (i.e. lethargy, aching joints, etc.).
05/31/2013
Contributor: mpfm mpfm
When my baby graduated from high school.
05/31/2013