When no one is looking...

When no one is looking...

Unconventional Unconventional
So I'm sitting here (alone, obviously!) sick, with a tissue shoved up my nose. Classy, I know. But I'm sure I'm not the only one who does things like that when no one is looking. So, what's your dirty secret? Private poll, haha.

This is meant to be funny, so please leave your "OMG that's horrific" drama at the door.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Tissue up a runny nose
116
Nose-picker
170
Nail-biter
86
Toenail-biter
18
Finger-sniffer
65
Underwear-recycler
25
"I don't shave anything unless someone is going to see it that day"
140
Other-(Explain in the comments if you're feeling ballsy)
21
Total votes: 641 (249 voters)
Poll is closed
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ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
I ain't skerred.

All but four for me. Tissue, nose, finger and Underwear. The first three are self explanatory. I have used underwear for years as rags in the garage.
10/27/2010
ToyGeek ToyGeek
If I was flexible enough to bite my own toenails, forget admitting it -- I think I'd brag about it!

*tries*

*fails*

*pouts*
10/27/2010
Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
If I was flexible enough to bite my own toenails, forget admitting it -- I think I'd brag about it!

*tries*

*fails*

*pouts*
Lol!

I used to be flexible enough to press the entire bottom of my feet to my face. But it's not a talent I miss cause feet tend to be stinky. But I definitely would brag about the positions I'd be able to take if I were still that bendable.
10/27/2010
Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
If I was flexible enough to bite my own toenails, forget admitting it -- I think I'd brag about it!

*tries*

*fails*

*pouts*
I can still put my foot behind my head. Should I have not just admitted that? But I don't bite my toenails.
10/27/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
I can still put my foot behind my head. Should I have not just admitted that? But I don't bite my toenails.
Well the visual was a little weird. haha

I think a lot of us wish we could bend and flex like the "Good ol day's", I sure do.
10/27/2010
Darling Jen Darling Jen
Ok, thought of one I'm willing to admit. I pee in the shower. Semi-regularly. I figure it saves time getting ready for my shower, saves toilet paper, and I'm about to wash up anyway.
10/27/2010
Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
If I'm home, sick, and snuggled on my couch, you can bet your butt I've got tissues crammed up my nose! No shame, if I'm that miserable, I don't care how ridiculous I look.
10/27/2010
Persephone Nightmare Persephone Nightmare
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
Ok, thought of one I'm willing to admit. I pee in the shower. Semi-regularly. I figure it saves time getting ready for my shower, saves toilet paper, and I'm about to wash up anyway.
Don't feel bad, so do I. But the way I look at it: Hey, I'm healthy, and therefore my urine sterile, it saves water and toilet paper, and I'm keeping the athlete's foot away (at least from what I've heard, anyway, lol, better to be safe than sorry)
10/27/2010
Beth D Beth D
I definitely do the tissue up the nose thing, lol. My folks saw me at that once and laughed

I don't bite my nails with any regularity and never my toe nails but I did prove the other day that I could if I wanted to, lol. But only on my left foot. It's really weird but my right leg is just not as flexible. That's my bad knee, though, so maybe that's the reason.

And I have peed in the shower, very rarely when I just can't wait until the shower is over.
10/27/2010
Unconventional Unconventional
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
If I was flexible enough to bite my own toenails, forget admitting it -- I think I'd brag about it!

*tries*

*fails*

*pouts*
Bahahaha...that made me die. Thank you!
10/27/2010
Unconventional Unconventional
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
Ok, thought of one I'm willing to admit. I pee in the shower. Semi-regularly. I figure it saves time getting ready for my shower, saves toilet paper, and I'm about to wash up anyway.
That's shown to actually prevent athlete's foot. I do it too, and I totally forgot about it or I'd have put it on the main list!
10/27/2010
lamira lamira
It's funny, but I'm a finger sniffer. I can't help it and it cracks my partner up.
10/27/2010
GeekWife GeekWife
Is it bad that I've done some of that stuff regardless of whether someone is looking or not? I've been known to drive with a tissue up my nose during sneezing fits.
10/28/2010
ToyGeek ToyGeek
Quote:
Originally posted by GeekWife
Is it bad that I've done some of that stuff regardless of whether someone is looking or not? I've been known to drive with a tissue up my nose during sneezing fits.
Hey, that's probably the safest response you can have to a sneezing fit while driving.
10/28/2010
Avant-garde Avant-garde
I think im coming down with something right now as we speak, lol; really tired all day and a sore throat. When My allergies are at their fullest you bet I got a tissue up my nose like a walrus.
10/28/2010
Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
If I was flexible enough to bite my own toenails, forget admitting it -- I think I'd brag about it!

*tries*

*fails*

*pouts*
ROFL!
10/28/2010
Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
Ok, thought of one I'm willing to admit. I pee in the shower. Semi-regularly. I figure it saves time getting ready for my shower, saves toilet paper, and I'm about to wash up anyway.
I do that also. We are all freaks LOL
10/28/2010
Hot'n'Bothered Hot'n'Bothered
Speaking of biting toenails -- NO I DON'T -- I use to be able to put my big toe in my mouth......Eww....I don't know why but when I was younger it use to be a huge hit with the family. I can still bring my foot up to my head and hold it flat footed against my face. I long ago thought I lost that ability. LOL So I guess I could still toe suck if I wanted too.....*gag*

I pee in the shower too..
10/28/2010
Gary Gary
I have plenty of 'worse' habits, but I don't really do any of these.
10/28/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
I have plenty of 'worse' habits, but I don't really do any of these.
Oh? do tell.
10/28/2010
cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
I don't shave my legs that often unless it's summer or they will be exposed somewhere. What's the point? Plus they are smoother if you don't shave them as often.
10/28/2010
El-Jaro El-Jaro
Does biting other people's toe nails count?
10/28/2010
Victoria Victoria
I have totally put tissues up my nose when sick. And have had people at work see me with tissues plugging up my runny nose. Haha!

You know what's funny? All the crazy things you see people doing while driving!
10/28/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
I do the tissue up the nose thing, even if people are around. I've done it at Denny's, and I don't overly care about the weird looks, lol. I chew my nails, I pee in the shower, and I can still get my toes to my mouth if I ever felt the need to chew on them like I did when I was like, 5, lol
10/28/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
I have totally put tissues up my nose when sick. And have had people at work see me with tissues plugging up my runny nose. Haha!

You know what's funny? All the crazy things you see people doing while driving!
It's ridiculous the things people do while driving that they think people can't see them doing! lol
10/28/2010
kinky girlfriend kinky girlfriend
Quote:
Originally posted by Unconventional
So I'm sitting here (alone, obviously!) sick, with a tissue shoved up my nose. Classy, I know. But I'm sure I'm not the only one who does things like that when no one is looking. So, what's your dirty secret? Private poll, ...
other and the shaving one. When I am alone on my work break I lay on the couch in the break room and use my deodarant(with the cap on) for one of my ibs symptoms-trapped gas I am severly bloated and distended when I push I often release huge balls or tight knots I feel of gas,ther is no smell just gross/weird noises and often loud. I know horrible I feel disgusting

Can I re vote? I forgot nail biter and nose picker. the only one of those I do really bothers me is the ibs one I do it everyday alot after work first thing I do run to my bedroom to do it its so uncomfortable to not do it and often when I can't sleep its because I have to do it some more or i"ll feel so uncomfortable nothing else will help
10/28/2010
Danielle1220 Danielle1220
I wanna bite my toenails...LOL
10/28/2010
sasweetheart89 sasweetheart89
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Does biting other people's toe nails count?
oh dear... lol
10/28/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
It's ridiculous the things people do while driving that they think people can't see them doing! lol
Like shaving their privates while masturbating and watching porn? DOH!

I nail bite, toenail bite, pee in the shower, have been known to pick my nose (with a tissue handy I refuse to eat the things), I sniff my fingers and have even done the whole armpit sniff on occasion.

I have never felt the need to shave my coochie while driving....
10/28/2010
Total posts: 118
Unique posters: 91