I have to shave during the summer because of shorts and tank tops.
When no one is looking...
I have to shave during the summer because of shorts and tank tops.
*tries*
*fails*
*pouts*
I mean, I can put my feet behind my head, I realize not everyone can do THAT but the bottom of your foot to your face is so... easy. Well now I sound rude! I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just seriously flabbergasted!
I am guilty as charged with a few items on the list.

I also tend to pick my nose.
This is meant to be funny, so please leave your "OMG that's horrific" drama at the door. less