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Do you believe in aliens?
What do you think about the existence of aliens and whether they have visited earth or not?

Hell if I know, never actually thought about it..lol

...Maybe? It would depend on the alien lol.

Like an alien from another country, or an outer-space alien?

I guess it depends on the alien...

No because I'm married But if I wasn't it would depend on what she had to offer.

If she was beautiful...

Depends what you mean by "alien" and "date."

I can barely imagine dating "humans," lol.

Maybe we could like hang out and stuff, but I'm not sure about date. Dating sounds serious and committal, at least more so than casual or friends with benefits or hang out buddies, which I'd rather

most likely not haha, doesn't sound very compatible. Maybe in fantasy, but in reality I highly doubt that would even be possible if we made contact and coexisted!

Alien as in the Sci-Fi kind or the human variety?

My girlfriend doesn't seem to mind.