You know you're perverted When 'peacock' by Katy Perry comes on the radio and your mind instantly goes to sex. Hah.. So, what else do you think qualifys as a 'You know you're perverted when'?
You know you're perverted When.....
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... I think that's kind of what Katy Perry was going for with that song. I don't think it's perverted to pick up on something that is right in front of you
Originally posted by
TheSlyFox
You know you're perverted When 'peacock' by Katy Perry comes on the radio and your mind instantly goes to sex. Hah.. So, what else do you think qualifys as a 'You know you're perverted when'?
You know you're perverted when you can make the directions for building a piece of office furniture sound like a wild and crazy night of debauchery.
01/14/2012
'Insert port A into Port B' Is one of my favorites with computers.. haha.
01/14/2012
You know you're perverted when you realize that absolutely anything can sound sexual if said in the right tone of voice... and then proceed to use this knowledge on everybody around you.
01/14/2012
You know you're perverted when you imagine porn scenarios when you're in public places, and start mentally scripting how it would all happen and which hot men you'd be making use of.
01/14/2012
You know when you are perverted when everything reminds you of porn or sex.
01/14/2012
Well when I went to school for drafting and we talked about construction. Nuts, Screws, hammer ect. need I say more also I was 1 of only 2 girls in a class of 25. the guys never helped.
01/14/2012
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You go to a normal store (wal-mart, Dollar Tree, etc.) and see 'pervertables' eveywhere.
Originally posted by
TheSlyFox
You know you're perverted When 'peacock' by Katy Perry comes on the radio and your mind instantly goes to sex. Hah.. So, what else do you think qualifys as a 'You know you're perverted when'?
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Oh, KyotoAngel, I do this all the time. Including today, at Target. Teehee.
Originally posted by
KyotoAngel
You go to a normal store (wal-mart, Dollar Tree, etc.) and see 'pervertables' eveywhere.
01/14/2012
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Agree, I read about this case before and considered to be a Psychic problem.
Originally posted by
js250
You know when you are perverted when everything reminds you of porn or sex.
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Your idea of a great date is a shopping spree at Home Depot.
Originally posted by
TheSlyFox
You know you're perverted When 'peacock' by Katy Perry comes on the radio and your mind instantly goes to sex. Hah.. So, what else do you think qualifys as a 'You know you're perverted when'?
01/14/2012
when you say or think "that's what she said" about phrases that aren't at all dirty.
01/14/2012
Before and during playing golf...I like my shafts clean before, usually clean them to wipe the dirt off, then when I am playing if my balls get dirty I like to clean them...LOL!
01/14/2012
You know you're perverted when: you're on an online cam site and you have 3 cams up at once. You think...hmmm this isn't enough. I better double log, so i can make it 6 cams at once
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Hah! that happens to me.. I once saw a teddy bear that had 'camel toe' xD
Originally posted by
KyotoAngel
You go to a normal store (wal-mart, Dollar Tree, etc.) and see 'pervertables' eveywhere.
01/15/2012
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Yeah, I get told to be quiet a lot because I turn everything into a perverted sentence.
Originally posted by
Rin (aka Nire)
You know you're perverted when you realize that absolutely anything can sound sexual if said in the right tone of voice... and then proceed to use this knowledge on everybody around you.
01/15/2012
You also know you're perverted when those back massagers look like they could make good sex toys...
01/15/2012
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@Katsmeow - HAHAHAHA. You must be talking about shopping for kink supplies.
Originally posted by
Katsmeow
Your idea of a great date is a shopping spree at Home Depot.
01/15/2012
You know your perverted when you hear "pet" and wonder if their talking about their cat or their sub.
01/15/2012
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LOL love this
Originally posted by
MrWishyWashy
Before and during playing golf...I like my shafts clean before, usually clean them to wipe the dirt off, then when I am playing if my balls get dirty I like to clean them...LOL!
01/15/2012
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Well, of course! Gotta clean those shafts good
Originally posted by
MrWishyWashy
Before and during playing golf...I like my shafts clean before, usually clean them to wipe the dirt off, then when I am playing if my balls get dirty I like to clean them...LOL!
01/15/2012
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@FemmeFlo
Originally posted by
TheSlyFox
Hah! that happens to me.. I once saw a teddy bear that had 'camel toe' xD
x'D Really? I love going through the aisles looking for normal stuff on my list and suddenly out of nowhere I see something pervertable.
...ever heard about the vibrating Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 toy? Got recalled for being what essentially amounted to an adult toy marketed to kids. Dunno what on earth the toy design team that made that was thinking.
@AmberM
...camel-toe bear? 0_o That sounds adorably freaky, like some naughty new line at build-a-bear.
01/15/2012
More of a kinky thing, but I can't hear anyone call a man "sir" without taking it in a BDSM-type context.
01/15/2012
I don't know how to phrase this to make it as funny in text as it is in real life conversation but...
I have this wicked habit of launching sexual tangents off of the most innocent of subjects while referring said subject in said tangent. It amuses my husband to no end.
I have this wicked habit of launching sexual tangents off of the most innocent of subjects while referring said subject in said tangent. It amuses my husband to no end.
01/15/2012
When it's hard to have a serious conversation without thinking of how dirty some expressions the other person says are.
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