Does this mean I have to eat tofu and develop simultaneous crushed on Ira Glass and Sarah Vowell?

Contributor: Mr Guy Mr Guy
Here's your REAL New Year's resolution: link

It's kind of where learning to use the Force, requesting that your face be blobbed out on the next installment of Real Sex, and being Sting all come together in a ponytailed hodgepodge of orgasmafantastic goodness.

But if it means eating tofu, I am so outta there.
12/31/2008
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Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Anyone who doesn't already have a crush on one of those two is a robot, I tell ya. How can you resist Ira's patent sincerity or Sarah's lispy wry wit?
12/31/2008
Contributor: Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr Guy
Here's your REAL New Year's resolution: link

It's kind of where learning to use the Force, requesting that your face be blobbed out on the next installment of Real Sex, and being Sting all come together in a ponytailed hodgepodge ... more
Actually -
Beyond the obvious sexual benefits of being very limber and strong...
Yoga breathing during orgasm is so amazing.
12/31/2008
Contributor: Mr Guy Mr Guy
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
Actually -
Beyond the obvious sexual benefits of being very limber and strong...
Yoga breathing during orgasm is so amazing.
I should try that sometime. It might be somewhat better than chainsmoking my way through being the world's worst lay.
12/31/2008
Contributor: Beautiful Dreamer Beautiful Dreamer
I specifically chose yoga two years ago for my major's required physical course to improve my sex life.
12/31/2008
Contributor: Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr Guy
I should try that sometime. It might be somewhat better than chainsmoking my way through being the world's worst lay.
LOL!!! Maybe if you convinced your partner to try some yoga stretching it wouldn't be so boring.
12/31/2008