Masturbating in Walmart toy aisle!

Contributor: *HisMrs* *HisMrs*
A few weeks ago, one of my friends caught a man masturbating in McDonalds. She was with her granddaughter. Of course she told the mgr and walked right out. I'm not sure what became of it though.
01/11/2011
Contributor: BadassFatass BadassFatass
I will never look at a toy aisle the same way again.
01/14/2011
Contributor: cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
This whole thing seriously disturbs me. Some of the comments after the article disturb me even more.

On alighter note, ever check out peopleofwalmart.com? Endless hours of amusement.
01/14/2011
Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. E
Man arrested for masturbating in the Walmart toy aisle. Eeeewww!


See story here: link
Lololol, thats a bit much! Yuck...perv!
03/04/2011
Contributor: UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
This is why I don;t shop at Wal-Mart. Too many weirdos.
03/04/2011
Contributor: CSEA CSEA
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. E
Man arrested for masturbating in the Walmart toy aisle. Eeeewww!


See story here: link
Gross, how pathetic!
03/04/2011
Contributor: PassionQT PassionQT
You think that is gross? When I was in HS, I worked at Kmart and we found, on more than one occasion, ADULT sized feces and urine in and around the clothing department. Now that's really sick. And the perpetrator even sprayed urine all over the white men's trousers. The maintenance kid had to clean it up, but what kind of person does that? A sick one..What's worse is we didn't catch him in the act.
03/04/2011
Contributor: liilii080 liilii080
We had a secret masturbator in the library at the computer where I went to college. They nabbed him one morning. I was glad I never used those computers because the thought of all those keyboards and chairs and what was left behind skeeved me out!
03/04/2011
Contributor: ninaspinkturtle ninaspinkturtle
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. E
Man arrested for masturbating in the Walmart toy aisle. Eeeewww!


See story here: link
im sooooooooooo glad he was arrested.....eeeeeeeee eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
03/05/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidewinder
That is so wrong. He should be jailed for a long time.
AGREE! Totally disgusting and uncalled for. Seriously, no urge is so strong that you have to do it right in wal mart! Gosh! My grandmother works at wal mart for pete's sake! Have some respect!
04/30/2011
Contributor: kelaaa33wish kelaaa33wish
Way out of control!!
04/30/2011
Contributor: tigerkate tigerkate
Oh, gross, I just read this article... And I am so squicked right now.

Seriously, in a children's toy section?
I mean, I feel like he was expecting a child to walk up! jalksdjsakjdladj

"Seeing pretty girls" does not drive most men to compulsively masturbate in a public area, and definitely not seeking out the toy aisles... gah!
I hope the guy gets some help, this doesn't seem like something you just do once on a whim.
04/30/2011
Contributor: PiratePrincess PiratePrincess
Ew. That was uncalled for on his part.
04/30/2011
Contributor: Curves Curves
Oh god. That's horrible!
05/01/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
Quote:
Originally posted by PassionQT
You think that is gross? When I was in HS, I worked at Kmart and we found, on more than one occasion, ADULT sized feces and urine in and around the clothing department. Now that's really sick. And the perpetrator even sprayed urine all over ... more
Thats just sad...

I have a friend who used to work in the security in Sears and a elderly man (poor guy :S) shit his pants and was trying to conceal his accident. I feel bad for that guy
05/01/2011
Contributor: Rhazya Rhazya
WTF, this guy has to be f'ed up. If he needs to get off so bad, at least take the Sports Illustrated into the bathroom after you pay for it...

I hope Wal-Mart didn't sell that toy after that.

Also, god, if I had children right after reading that story and found out there was going to be a substitute for a while.. time to switch schools for the time being.
06/07/2011
Contributor: Anjulie Anjulie
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Originally posted by gone77
Absolutely disgusting. I'm glad he was arrested.
same here...YUCK!
06/07/2011
Contributor: Inwitari Inwitari
I used to work at a now defunct book store and a friend of mine worked the children's book section (children's toys were sold there too)- she caught someone masturbating there several times. She also had a few run ins with someone defecating in one corner of the section on more than one occasion. There's just something about kid's books that brings out the disgusting in some people.
06/07/2011
Contributor: KrissyRoro KrissyRoro
What is wrong with people?
06/09/2011
Contributor: SexyLilPixi SexyLilPixi
Quote:
Originally posted by kck
Ummm.... That's just totally, absolutely wrong. He must be some kind of unstable!
Really. Holy crap! =/ Somebody should have beat him up for doing it in the toy aisle especially! I know this thread is old, but I hadn't heard about it.
06/09/2011
Contributor: SiNn SiNn
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. E
Man arrested for masturbating in the Walmart toy aisle. Eeeewww!


See story here: link
okthats seriously wrong anddisturbing
06/14/2011
Contributor: The Mother of a SiNner The Mother of a SiNner
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. E
Man arrested for masturbating in the Walmart toy aisle. Eeeewww!


See story here: link
thats just soo soo wrong!
06/19/2011
Contributor: lovemuscle n cookie lovemuscle n cookie
Wrong on so many levels, one can't even begin to fathom.

Now it makes you wonder, since he released fluids like that, what measures did the store take to properly clean it up? Did the remove a good portion of the surrounding toys that may have gotten collateral damage? I know after reading that I wouldn't shop in that Wal-Mart toy aisles for quite some time. Though the even scarier thing is, this guy was caught. How many things like this go unnoticed that we don't know about?
06/19/2011
Contributor: NavyDoll87 NavyDoll87
Well, this is WalMart we are talking about here. This guy is freaking gross.
09/17/2011
Contributor: Ash1141 Ash1141
That's nasty!
09/18/2011
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
That's really quite disgusting; but why, why did it have to be a lightsabre?
09/19/2011
Contributor: Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
That's messed up. Guy obviously has problems.
10/26/2011
Contributor: froggiemoma froggiemoma
WTH!
10/26/2011
Contributor: TheCleansing TheCleansing
That is pretty gross.

Maybe it would have been better if there was a dedicated adult toy aisle.

Kidding, kidding.
10/26/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
And the guy was a substitute teacher. Good job there, buddy. Seriously, what a creeper!
10/26/2011