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Contributor: tigertiger tigertiger
Quote:
Originally posted by Do-Re-Mi
I love erotica but when I come across certain phrases I either laugh or get completely turned off.

For me any usage of the words leaking, weeping, or crying when describing a penis sparks the giggles. It’s so ridiculous to me that I can’t ... more
ugh yes all of this. also bullshit like "meat sword"/"meat curtains"
03/21/2012
Contributor: romstomp romstomp
I once read something along the lines of he thrust his mushroom helmeted warrior into her quivering love pudding
03/21/2012
Contributor: EnChAnTiNg EnChAnTiNg
Quote:
Originally posted by romstomp
I once read something along the lines of he thrust his mushroom helmeted warrior into her quivering love pudding
Now that just made me laugh!! No way there is anything sexy about that phrase!
03/21/2012
Contributor: Lilith Bealove Lilith Bealove
I hate, hate, hate the word moist. Biggest turn off ever. And the mister uses it just to disgust me and laugh as I grimace (of course not in the bedroom). I second leaking, but I haven't read "weeping" haha. I like some of the flowery stuff, especially in the historical erotica. And the one that gets me laughing every time is "button," in any form! Love button, special button, you get the point.
04/16/2012
Contributor: EskaSarynn EskaSarynn
I can't believe no one's mentioned the word "squirt." Sorry, but just not a fan of that word. It makes me think of this dog I used to have who got really excited, and he'd squirt urine everywhere...
05/22/2012
Contributor: 31 Flavors 31 Flavors
If it's meant to be erotic, then the words penis and vagina don't do it for me at all.
05/22/2012
Contributor: 31 Flavors 31 Flavors
Quote:
Originally posted by EnChAnTiNg
Now that just made me laugh!! No way there is anything sexy about that phrase!
No, but it did make me sort of hungry.
05/22/2012
Contributor: pasdechat pasdechat
Not so much a phrase in erotica (well, except for really, truly bad erotica), but I absolutely cannot stand the word "boner." Something about it just grosses me out--maybe it just seems juvenile to me, because it seems like something adolescent boys say. Anyway.

I had to laugh at some of the phrases I read on this thread, though. I've read some purple prose, but nothing that quite rose to the level of "lady flower."
05/22/2012
Contributor: hybridinsurge hybridinsurge
Man parts and their actions = spewing, member, impale, mushroom, squirt, 'shot his load'
Lady parts and their actions = cunt, slit, sheath, meat, throbbing, weeping, quivering

Any mention of grunting throws me off because I think of farm animals instead of sex.
07/14/2012
Contributor: Phosphorous Tick Phosphorous Tick
weeping, chocolate starfish, little soldier etc etc
07/14/2012
Contributor: subwayrailings subwayrailings
Quote:
Originally posted by Yossarian
I hate the word "cum." I do not like it as a noun. I do not like it as a verb. I do not like it here nor there. I do not like it anywhere.
same, i don't know why.
10/02/2012
Contributor: subwayrailings subwayrailings
Quote:
Originally posted by Pixel
'Throbbing', 'womb', and 'passage'. Bonus (?) points if they use them all in one paragraph.
yeah womb is weird because like ? no ? wombs are involved in sex , they are way too high up. sperm travels up there obviously but when something is phrased as like, 'he filled her womb' maybe im wrong but isnt that just kinda of silly?
10/02/2012

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