Worst pick-up lines ever

Worst pick-up lines ever

Adam02viper Adam02viper
What are the worst pick-up lines ever used on you? Or what is the worst pick-up line you have ever used on someone else? Also what is the worst pick-up line you can come up with off the top of your head? Be creative!!!!
03/06/2011
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Taylor Von Taylor Von
"You going to be waiting for me in my room later?" I work at a hotel.
03/06/2011
Chilipepper Chilipepper
Overheard at a Ren Fest: "You've got a fine pair of breeding hips - can I buy you a pint?"
03/06/2011
❦Angel Of Music❦ ❦Angel Of Music❦
"Hi! My name is Chance. Can I have one with you?"
03/06/2011
Miss Madeline Miss Madeline
"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice--Hi, I'm..."
03/06/2011
PussyGalore PussyGalore
Quote:
Originally posted by Taylor Von
"You going to be waiting for me in my room later?" I work at a hotel.
Like we've never heard that one before. Working desk when the business men come in can be like walking into a shark tank sometimes. Even if they aren't serious if you're the tinies bit playful, they make a joke.
03/06/2011
UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
This actually was said to me. One night when I was out during my college years, some bumbling and drooling asshole comes up to me and says "I want you to lick the drool off my chin like it was cum." Not only was it the worst pick up line, it was practically vomit inducing.
03/06/2011
WHITEMIKE WHITEMIKE
If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it agaist me?
03/07/2011
Eden C. Eden C.
"My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in" always makes it to these lists, but I can't imagine anyone uses it.
03/07/2011
Naughty Student Naughty Student
There was this one time in Wal-Mart (of all places...)

A guy wanting to break the ice and talk to me asked me if I knew how a clothing iron worked (which he was holding in his hands). Obviously he didn't care about the iron he just wanted to use it as an oportunity to ask me a question to see if the discussion will lead somewhere in his favor.

I just felt really awkward, told him I didn't use them and walked away.

The whole thing was awkward bcs the poor guy was really nervous to talk to me, he was shaking and all. He was so uncomfortable that it made me uncomfortable. I told my bf about it and he thought I was funny. He said to just be be honest.

I didn't want to hurt his feelings by being rejecting, but his awkward behaviour lead me to behave awkwardly...so he just brought it onto himself...right?! I hope I didn't scar him and that he is still able to talk to girls.

This happenned a few months ago, the guy was roughly in his mid 20's (like me).
03/07/2011
Stephanie Marie Stephanie Marie
Quote:
Originally posted by Taylor Von
"You going to be waiting for me in my room later?" I work at a hotel.
haha my friends used to work in a hotel where we stayed. We used to sit down there with her. ME and my brother would. Some of the shit men came up with made me LOL!
03/07/2011
Mr.RightNow Mr.RightNow
Quote:
Originally posted by Taylor Von
"You going to be waiting for me in my room later?" I work at a hotel.
lol
03/08/2011
charip charip
Are you an angel? Because i have an erection!
03/09/2011
StrawberryEve StrawberryEve
A close personal friend of mine used this on a girl at a diner close to us and I couldn't stop laughing.

"Hey baby, it might look like a needle but it runs like a sewing machine."

Sad thing is, it worked.
03/09/2011
StrawberryEve StrawberryEve
Quote:
Originally posted by charip
Are you an angel? Because i have an erection!
Dangit you forgot the cheesy Fonzie finger-point thingy. That's how he always did it.
03/09/2011
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by Eden C.
"My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in" always makes it to these lists, but I can't imagine anyone uses it.
Who comes up with these! lol
03/12/2011
Yebby Yebby
I got: Hey I just got out of jail wanna have sex in the backseat of my car...Well that was tempting!
03/12/2011
Taylor Von Taylor Von
Quote:
Originally posted by Yebby
I got: Hey I just got out of jail wanna have sex in the backseat of my car...Well that was tempting!
Wow! lol
03/13/2011
Lily Night Lily Night
A friend of ours made a list of just over 1140 pick up lines, and out of that some of my favories are
-So you're a girl huh?
-I do like every muscle in your body, especially mine
and
-Do you like bluberries or strawberries better?
why?
So I know what kind of pancakes to make us tomorrow morning
03/13/2011
Red Riding Hood Red Riding Hood
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Madeline
"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice--Hi, I'm..."
That's actually kinda cute.
03/13/2011
GravyCakes GravyCakes
Quote:
Originally posted by Adam02viper
What are the worst pick-up lines ever used on you? Or what is the worst pick-up line you have ever used on someone else? Also what is the worst pick-up line you can come up with off the top of your head? Be creative!!!!
how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice. hi i'm... although my favorite is the 1 that my friend told me he used on a girl & got her number. he walked up to me, stuck his finger in his mouth, wiped it on my sleeve & said, "how bout we get you outa those wet clothes." i couldn't stop laughing.
05/05/2011
MrRainybowbow MrRainybowbow
I thought it was cute at the time yet dumb but my last ex said '' wanna party hardy?'' whn he found out i was single
05/05/2011
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