We're proud of our farts.

Partner's are loud, mine are silent but deadly. Partner jokes that mine need to be louder, but I just don't have the anatomy for it.

Tee-hee, farts.

I don't remember the First Fart, but I don't think either of us really cared from the start. Farts are funny and we're gross.

I try not to. I don't like farting in front of people. I'm weird like that. If I feel like I need to fart I'll go to the wash room to do it.

We do.

we do and then tell each other to check our pants, lol

We fart around each other if there is no other option. We aren't ashamed to do it around each other, we mostly just try to be polite.

we do, but we try not to. if that makes sense. we dont freak out if it happens.

i haven't done it yet but my bf did it in front of me almost 3 months into our relationship

NO! haha this could have been an interesting poll.

Yes we both do.. It's a normal bodily function. I would say we were probably together for a couple months before it started!

You know it! He was the first one to break the fart barrier while we were having sex. That was 16+ years ago.

yeah, especially because we're all dramatic about it, making it a point to let the other person know what is going on.

Yes we do. We laugh about it and it actually showed us how comfortable we are with each other. It's nice to have that closeness.

I'm super weird about this stuff. Not that I pretend it doesn't happen, but I get embarrassed. It's one of the only things that embarrass me so I will avoid it at all costs. However, there have been some very strange moments where I've gotten freak wild hairs and managed to work up the nerve to do it and laugh, but it was still embarrassing. Since it's usually not noticeable, I might do it every once in a while, but only when I'm 100% sure he cannot notice it. Lol. Other wise I hold it or wait until I'm alone!
We have been together 5 years and I'm still embarrassed by it. He rarely does it in front of me too, but has before. I guess we're just shy about that and we try to keep bathroom stuff out of sight. Lol.

oh yeah, the both of us all the time. Who else would I gross out if not for him?

I totally learned this from my parents, who have an excellent relationship