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Contributor: Eden C. Eden C.
Quote:
Originally posted by liilii080
Ha! Nightly News, that cracks me up. "Tonight in the 5 o'clock hour we have a warning about the stench coming out of the bathroom and a chance of yellow showers."
03/06/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
My boyfriend will say things like "You probably don't wanna go in there anytime soon" or while he's around his friends he'll say "I need to take a helluva shit" Or something.
He doesn't really discuss it with me in detail.
I certainly don't discuss it with him, really.

I'll say "I need to pee" if we're driving or something dire like that.

I never discuss periods around him either, but I've never had one around him either. On the depo shot.
I've mentioned cramping before.
03/07/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
Quote:
Originally posted by darthkitt3n
My boyfriend and I only really talk about what goes on in the bathroom if one of us is not feeling well, just to give the other a heads up.
Very similar for us...but the epic dump is also a topic we like to bring up, lol.
03/07/2011
Contributor: RedGoddess RedGoddess
I am used to talking about poop & pee, but that comes easy when you are a nurse, monitoring, touching, measuring, and cleaning it up daily lol.

i man hates talking about it, and usually just let's mw know when things are not normal, or when he is sick.
03/07/2011
Contributor: al16 al16
I guess it depends on what her daily updates are like? Does she tell you extreme details with pictures to match or?
03/07/2011
Contributor: Eden C. Eden C.
Quote:
Originally posted by al16
I guess it depends on what her daily updates are like? Does she tell you extreme details with pictures to match or?
Oh my God...if she ever figures out that her Blackberry can take pictures, we're all doomed.

Her updates include visuals, odor, color, texture...actually, kind of like a good EF review, except horrible.
03/08/2011
Contributor: cobiffle cobiffle
I dont think you really should talk about it at all unless your sick or something. Besides that nothing needs to be said really.
03/08/2011
Contributor: lezergirl lezergirl
We talk about it late at night as like "sleepover"-type conversation sometimes just for entertainment value but that's about it.
03/08/2011
Contributor: SiNn SiNn
Quote:
Originally posted by Eden C.
How much information do you disclose to your significant other regarding what goes on in the bathroom?
im very open with my toilet time simply because i share everything with my partner
03/09/2011
Contributor: Eden C. Eden C.
Oh, God...last week, my girlfriend gave me an update that included, color and texture. D:
03/27/2011
Contributor: tickle me pink tickle me pink
Ha ha we'll talk about anything!
03/28/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
Unless something is seriously wrong healthwise, we rarely discuss it. Now, if I pee for 5 minutes straight, I'll say that was the longest pee of my life! I don't really pee in front of him, but there's been 100's of times where we've been out and no bathroom around so I've had 2 pee in an empy Dr. Pepper bottle in the car, but it doesn't bother him. I try not to even do that in front of him, but sometimes he says "Don't be shy." Lol. I only leave the door open when I pee if I'm in a huge hurry or if he opens it himself. We tell each other everything, I mean everything, except for the poop stuff. He has no problems discussing monthly issues, pretty much because I've been in the hospital quite a bit with those types of things and have some female health issues I struggle with so he usually knows about all those. It doesn't bother him and I don't think it would if I talked about poop either. He knows it makes me uncomfortable though.
04/16/2011
Contributor: Carolinagirl08 Carolinagirl08
I will only tell if there is a problem but he shares everything!!!
04/22/2011
Contributor: barrettbn2 barrettbn2
we usually only discuss problems
04/22/2011
Contributor: Mommy2 Mommy2
we discuss everything
04/22/2011
Contributor: juicey juicey
Quote:
Originally posted by Eden C.
How much information do you disclose to your significant other regarding what goes on in the bathroom?
nothing
04/23/2011
Contributor: Rachel Nunez Rachel Nunez
Usually dont talk about it unless there's a problem.
05/11/2011
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Quote:
Originally posted by Eden C.
How much information do you disclose to your significant other regarding what goes on in the bathroom?
All three of us talk about anything significant that is going on with our bodies. It's a natural function and a friendly warning to walk out of the bathroom with air freshener in hand and a gas mask for your partner....
Seriously though we discuss openly our bodily functions because we care if our partners are healthy and feeling well.
05/11/2011
Contributor: Maeby Maeby
We only mention it if there's something out of the ordinary, and then it's in a joking kind of way. It's not that I would be embarrassed to share the details or pee with the door open, but there are just some things I prefer to keep private. Just because we can talk about anything doesn't mean we do.
05/11/2011
Contributor: Dyma Dyma
I only talk about it if there's a problem.
05/11/2011
Contributor: C-Rae C-Rae
Me and my partner are very open to one another and we kind of joke around about it but it helps when there may be something wrong and we aren't shy to ask one another if it looks weird or not
06/27/2011
Contributor: Acorn Acorn
We're both very comfortable discussing anything. Maybe we talk about it more than we should lol.
06/28/2011
Contributor: MJ1337 MJ1337
Makes you wonder how many times someone says theyre going to "pee" but they're doing oh-so-much more than that!
06/28/2011
Contributor: salaciousrex salaciousrex
My guy hardly talks about anything and wont let either of us go in front of each other. Sometimes when I call/text him and ask him what he's up to he'll say defecating or something if he's on the toilet, but he never ever talks more about it. I'll say if I have to pee or something, but no more than that, he really doesn't wanna know anything
06/28/2011
Contributor: big b big b
not very often
06/29/2011
Contributor: shcoo shcoo
I only announce when I have to go pee, lol. nothing else.
12/27/2011
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Depends on the person. If the person I'm with is super open, I am too because I find the whole subject just as hilarious as when I was a little kid. Oops.
12/27/2011
Contributor: Chirple Chirple
I talk about it if it's funny or particularly amazing.
12/27/2011
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
We talk about it ALL the time, lol. We have the sense of humor of 10-year-olds. It's great.
12/30/2011
Contributor: deltalima deltalima
Quote:
Originally posted by LavenderSkies
I'd never disclose that.
Same here. Don't tell me and I won't say anything either.
12/30/2011