Do you find him attractive?

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Do you find him attractive?

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Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
I cannot hide it any longer....

I have a huge, monstrous, clit-throbbing crush on Alton Brown. Seriously, I can't get enough of him.

Is it just me?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
OMG I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM TOO!
allinonekid , voenne , Gone (LD29) , null , Megan Jean , Do-Re-Mi , Greenleaf , Septimus
8  (9%)
He's ok. I'd probably do him if I had the chance.
CAKES , Beck , STM , chibi1091 , wrmbreze , So Long Ya Doofuses! , Miss Chemical , RonLee
8  (9%)
No thanks.
catgirl9 , Mew , bayosgirl , Peggi , xyrella , toxie m , slynch , Akikaze , mudpie , BuckeyeGal04 , Holly Hox , QSBybakd , Darklyvan , SexyStuff , pinkzombie , Adriana Ravenlust , eroticmutt , xoflxokcxo , cutesouple0812 , ARPKasso , XxFallenAngelxX , vulvalicious , ReadyRedbone , turquoise
24  (28%)
I don't know who Alton Brown is.
Taylor , zeebot , Ryuson , LAndJ , llellsee , poetprincess , darthkitt3n , DeliciousSurprise , mpfm , aimtoplease , A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) , Rarity , l'amour , Why , indiglo , switzerland , Howells , Girly Girl , mistressg , froggiemoma , eeep , swaggsohott12 , darkkitty , MelSC , mariedoll , Puss in Boots , PussyPurr , chantal coopette , Midway through , MissCandyland , RedGlitter , BrittaniMaree , Supervixen , JennSenn , eri86 , TJtheMadHatter , Llewey , Alyona , Gleb , Msmueller , Britt93 , raffi , Janene
43  (50%)
Other???
potstickers , Red Riding Hood , evie.amor
3  (3%)
Total votes: 86
Poll is closed
11/24/2011
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Contributor: catgirl9 catgirl9
I don't find him unattractive at all, he's okay looking for an older guy. He is really funny though!
11/24/2011
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
Too old for me.
11/24/2011
Contributor: Peggi Peggi
He isn't bad looking, but doesn't meet any of my odd expectations in a partner physically
11/24/2011
Contributor: SexyLilPixi SexyLilPixi
I LOOOOOVE Alton Brown!! It's more the attitude & the brains over the looks, though.
11/24/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
I had to go look him up. Meh, not really my type at all.
11/25/2011
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Quote:
Originally posted by SexyLilPixi
I LOOOOOVE Alton Brown!! It's more the attitude & the brains over the looks, though.
Well, I suppose this is the closest thing I could have expected. I do have an odd taste in men.
11/25/2011
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Quote:
Originally posted by bayosgirl
Too old for me.
pffffffft....... I'm 22 and he isn't too old for me!
11/25/2011
Contributor: HomuHomu HomuHomu
Haha, Alton Brown. Nope, nope, nope, and more nope.
11/25/2011
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Honestly.....it's just me?
11/26/2011
Contributor: allinonekid allinonekid
Quote:
Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
I cannot hide it any longer....

I have a huge, monstrous, clit-throbbing crush on Alton Brown. Seriously, I can't get enough of him.

Is it just me?
I'll agree with that!
11/26/2011
Contributor: TheCleansing TheCleansing
I'm a dude. Nope. But he does seem cool.
11/26/2011
Contributor: voenne voenne
You're not alone.
11/26/2011
Contributor: poetprincess poetprincess
Quote:
Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
I cannot hide it any longer....

I have a huge, monstrous, clit-throbbing crush on Alton Brown. Seriously, I can't get enough of him.

Is it just me?
not the type i would find attractive..
11/26/2011
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
You mean the Alton Brown on Food Network? Nah, never thought of him as attractive.
11/26/2011
Contributor: Rarity Rarity
I just Googled him. He doesn't get my motor running.
11/26/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
He is just ok. I would be more interested in what he had to cook me, than him.
11/26/2011
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Quote:
Originally posted by voenne
You're not alone.
11/26/2011
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Quote:
Originally posted by allinonekid
I'll agree with that!
Huzzah! Good times!
11/26/2011
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Quote:
Originally posted by Beck
He is just ok. I would be more interested in what he had to cook me, than him.
I would view the cooking more like a HUUUUUUUUUUGE bonus.
11/26/2011
Contributor: mudpie mudpie
I never watch his show, but when I google for a recipe and one of his comes up, I ALWAYS use it because it's ALWAYS good. His brownie recipe is now my standard one. Yum!
11/26/2011
Contributor: BuckeyeGal04 BuckeyeGal04
He's such the scientist that I bet he's pretty kinky!
11/27/2011
Contributor: Gone (LD29) Gone (LD29)
Quote:
Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
Honestly.....it's just me?
It's not just you!
11/28/2011
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Quote:
Originally posted by Gone (LD29)
It's not just you!
11/28/2011
Contributor: Holly Hox Holly Hox
I do like Alton Brown, but I'm not attracted to him at all.
11/28/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
I have no idea who he is! Sorry!
11/28/2011
Contributor: switzerland switzerland
i don't know who he is.. so i Googled him.. definitely not my type :S
11/28/2011
Contributor: Girly Girl Girly Girl
who is he?
11/28/2011
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Guess there aren't nearly as many folks laying around on their couches watching Food Network as I thought.
11/29/2011
Contributor: Holly Hox Holly Hox
Quote:
Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
Guess there aren't nearly as many folks laying around on their couches watching Food Network as I thought.
I love FN!
11/29/2011