I hate to be the one that has to tell you

Contributor: 0letitgrow 0letitgrow
but farts are fucking sexy.
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Contributor: MrRainybowbow MrRainybowbow
Quote:
Originally posted by 0letitgrow
but farts are fucking sexy.
nice .-.
03/16/2011
Contributor: Pleasure Piratess Pleasure Piratess
????
03/16/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
lmfao!
03/17/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
Huh.
03/17/2011
Contributor: jg19 jg19
Quote:
Originally posted by 0letitgrow
but farts are fucking sexy.
Then consider me miles davis.
08/12/2011
Contributor: sarki sarki
Quote:
Originally posted by jg19
Then consider me miles davis.
lol
08/12/2011
Contributor: catgirl9 catgirl9
rofl!!
08/12/2011
Contributor: froggiemoma froggiemoma
waaaaaah?
08/12/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
Eww! When I was about 11 ; me and my grandmother were watching tv and my grandfather was reading a book in the living room. He let out the loudest fart I ever heard! He did not even look up. My grandmother and I looked at each other. She said "This is what you have to look forward to when you grow up and get married wetone" My mouth just hung open! Just thought I'd share!
08/22/2011
Contributor: DeliciousDrip DeliciousDrip
no wayyyyy !!
08/22/2011
Contributor: LuciFaery LuciFaery
What works for some doesn't work for us all~
08/27/2011
Contributor: Ava5 Ava5
Quote:
Originally posted by wetone123
Eww! When I was about 11 ; me and my grandmother were watching tv and my grandfather was reading a book in the living room. He let out the loudest fart I ever heard! He did not even look up. My grandmother and I looked at each other. She said ... more
agreed... ew
08/27/2011
Contributor: Breas Breas
LOL not for me
08/27/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
OMG! Bahahaa! I so did not expect that when I clicked on this thread! That is so funny, but I have to disagree. Lol. They just do not turn me on. I like your honesty though!
08/27/2011
Contributor: Istanbull Istanbull
I only find them sexy when pulling out.
08/28/2011
Contributor: slynch slynch
They are funny too!
08/28/2011
Contributor: PonyGirl Sin PonyGirl Sin
EWW that's weird.
08/28/2011
Contributor: ThoughtsAblaze ThoughtsAblaze
I farted one night after sex and was devastated, but thankfully my man was too drowsy to say anything. Definitely did not feel like a sexy moment!
08/28/2011
Contributor: Breas Breas
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Originally posted by ThoughtsAblaze
I farted one night after sex and was devastated, but thankfully my man was too drowsy to say anything. Definitely did not feel like a sexy moment!
LOL!
08/28/2011
Contributor: averageguyextrodinarypleasure averageguyextrodinarypleasure
Ummm disagree
08/29/2011
Contributor: Lucky21 Lucky21
LMAO!!! Nice!
08/29/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Long ago, in the days of me trying to find stuff to watch late at night rather than bumming on the computer, I often landed on Blind Date. One lady liked the smell of farts and insisted at one point on farting in her date's face.

It was an awkward episode. Or rather, more awkward than usual.
08/31/2011
Contributor: Breas Breas
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Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
Long ago, in the days of me trying to find stuff to watch late at night rather than bumming on the computer, I often landed on Blind Date. One lady liked the smell of farts and insisted at one point on farting in her date's face.

It was an ... more
ahahahahahaha that would be so hilarious to see! I used to watch that show but never seen that episode, though I wish I had seen the date's face!
08/31/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by Breas
ahahahahahaha that would be so hilarious to see! I used to watch that show but never seen that episode, though I wish I had seen the date's face!
He was not amused in the least. It's been a long time, but if I remember correctly he only let her do it because he lost a bet or something. The same lady was on a later episode, and tried really hard to downplay her love of farts. Didn't help that they kept showing clips of the previous episode.
08/31/2011
Contributor: Breas Breas
Quote:
Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
He was not amused in the least. It's been a long time, but if I remember correctly he only let her do it because he lost a bet or something. The same lady was on a later episode, and tried really hard to downplay her love of farts. Didn't ... more
LOL! that show always had some really intense people on it.. that is funny she was on a later episode. I guess her first date didnt work out for her with the farts and all
09/01/2011
Contributor: ninja250 ninja250
I disagree.
01/08/2012
Contributor: Abombadong Abombadong
lol
09/02/2012
Contributor: Supervixen Supervixen
Thanks for sharing, James Joyce.
09/02/2012
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
Yeah, not to me.
09/02/2012