Porn Pet Peeves...

GREAT question.

1. Pegging movies. ALL show effeminate males being "dominated" by bitchy woman. Sorry, REAL loving couples do pegging too. Where are some FEMININE WOMAN and REAL GUYS who happen to enjoy that feeling??? NO guy who is completely straight and with his woman, and not into B/D or S/M is wanting to suck that rubber cock like it is real. NO WAY, NO HOW. Come on movie makers, get with it. READ THESE POSTS...a lot of HAPPY, NORMAL couples enjoy pegging. How about showing some of THOSE to us???????

2. Every sex scene does not need to involve another woman. Us monogamous, hetero couples have wild sex too...with each other. Show some of that, please?

3. NO..we don't need to cuss up a storm to be sexy.

4. NO..we don't need to have our butt spanked to enjoy anal sex. I love anal and if my hubby (or any lover before him) had spanked my butt, I would have decked them with my fist (for fun, of course). I am NOT a "naughty child, in need of spanking", I am a WOMAN ENJOYING ANAL PENETRATION, so hold me, hug me, and get your penis in my tush, but FORGET THE SPANKING!!!

5. I too have NO desire to have you squirt your sperm all over my face. (Or anything else). I LOVE your cum. I will suck every drop of it up and squeeze you for more, but I do NOT wish to wear it as makeup. Sorry Porn actresses, that too does not need to be a standard part of any sex movie!!!

6. While speaking of ANAL porn pet peeves...I have been doing serious anal play for decades and NO, you cannot stand me on my head and pile drive me at 100 thrusts per minute. I have to assume what we are seeing is real, but among us NOT in the "industry" but who have active sex lives and enjoy a lot of anal, we also cannot do that...and so maybe, MAYBE showing some slower anal penetration, once in a while, might be nice????? less

Porn pet-peeves:

1. French manicures / long nails — who wants those poking them in an orifice?

2. Facials / snowballing / swallowing — I think this is unsafe for actresses.

3. The scripted position to-do list — we notice when every couple on a DVD follows the same order of positions.

4. ATM — unsafe and GROSS. less

So we were "reviewing" a video last night and I got to wondering if this stuff bothers many others or if I'm alone. I love porn, but some of the things porn is famous for, I do not care for. What are some of your porn pet peeves? Also, are you male or female.

I am a bi-curious female.

1. Sometimes I wish the girls would just shut the hell up. Yes there are times I might sound like that - but definitely not from the moment he sticks his penis in, nonstop until he cums on my face... which brings me to my next one.

2. Facials. I hate facials. If he wants to cum in her mouth and she swallows it - great. It does not get me all hot to see her rubbing it all on her face, in her mouth, then spitting it out to do it some more. Now on the tits is a totally different story LOL.

3. When every scene in a film starts with a BJ.

With that said, I will also say again that I LOVE porn - just a few things that drive me nuts (and not in the good way!) What about everybody else? less

So we were "reviewing" a video last night and I got to wondering if this stuff bothers many others or if I'm alone. I love porn, but some of the things porn is famous for, I do not care for. What are some of your porn pet peeves? Also, are you male or female.

I am a bi-curious female.

1. Sometimes I wish the girls would just shut the hell up. Yes there are times I might sound like that - but definitely not from the moment he sticks his penis in, nonstop until he cums on my face... which brings me to my next one.

2. Facials. I hate facials. If he wants to cum in her mouth and she swallows it - great. It does not get me all hot to see her rubbing it all on her face, in her mouth, then spitting it out to do it some more. Now on the tits is a totally different story LOL.

3. When every scene in a film starts with a BJ.

With that said, I will also say again that I LOVE porn - just a few things that drive me nuts (and not in the good way!) What about everybody else? less

I have tons of sound related issues (like when the moaning obviously isn't coming from the same people that are on the screen). I solve that by only watching porn with the sound off.

That leaves:

1. ATM.
2. Spitting, especially in someone else's orifices.
3. Facials/ Snowballs/ Creampies/ Etc.

I just don't need to see those things! less