Surprise Me assignments – forum batch 6 * California Exotics edition* – first come, first served.

Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Surprise Me assignments – forum batch 6 * California Exotics edition II* – first come, first served.

Surprise, it’s another batch of all California Exotics toys!!!

These assignments are not Description Reviews; they are regular verified reviews (just like if you’d requested the item).

Do not even think about requesting one of the Surprise Me assignments until you read this:

These are Assigned reviews (meaning verified). This also means they can only be assigned to Advanced Level contributors. FOR SURPRISE ME ASSIGNMENTS ONLY, there is no waiting period, they do not count towards your 30 days and you can do more than one Surprise Me assignment a month.

That does *Not* mean that you should ask for 2 assignments in the same day, from the same batch or even the same week, just accept the assignments that you can handle and complete them in a fair turn-around time. I will notice

These are still assigned/verified reviews, so you will not be able to request an assignment if you have 2 or more outstanding assignments that are waiting to have reviews written.

The products will be assigned for onsite reviews but it’s ok to continue the review on your blog with pics, video and additional commentary; however, the onsite review must be a complete review. There will be a little message underneath saying “This review was sponsored by California Exotics. However, no editorial content was compromised.”

Ok...all that being said…all prerequisite info shared...now to the how-are-we-doing-this thing info: Different. Differently. That’s how!

I am listing 10 awesome products and toys below. TEN. And guess what, it’s first come, first served. So, if you think you might want to try one of these products, you reply to the thread and say “I want that Turbo Humdinger pls” – make sure you put the name and the number of the one you’d like assigned to you. * Seriously, put the name of the toy in your post! And make sure no one else has already claimed it in the thread! *

I need you to be timely about accepting the assignments - within 24 hours of me assigning the toy to you, please. And only decline the product you requested with good reasoning.

So, the awesome toys and products below? First come, first serve.

If any products get requested then declined, I will post about the toy being available for dibs again.

Any questions should be directed to my email: victoria@edenfantasys. com


1. Flirty plush pack Honeycomb - Purple: soft 7 function corded bullet, waterproof, 2 AA easy-load battery pack, kill button, TPE

2. Passion tango – Purple: like a rabbit vibrator but corded 2 piece dual vibe, TPE, 3 speeds, 3 AA Batteries

3. Petit Ami – Silver: tiny, hard plastic (ABS), contour vibe, one speed, mild vibrations, 1 AAA battery

4. Crystal chic "G" – Pink: tiny diameter, 3 speed, waterproof, hard, g-curve at tip, 2 AAA Batteries

5. Flirty plush pack Magic 8 ball - Purple: waterproof, 2 AA, easy-load battery pack, kill button, TPE soft 7 function corded bullet

6. Toy covers 3-Pack – Small: fits slender traditional vibes, pocket rockets, bullets. non-reservoir tip, non-lubricated, Latex

7. Basic Essentials Pearl stroker beads – Small: look like pearls, stretchy, semi-tight cock ring style jewelry, 5 rings, 1.5 inches

8. Basic Essentials Pearl stroker beads – Large: look like pearls, stretchy, semi-tight cock ring style jewelry, 6 rings, 2.75 inches

9. My first jack rabbit- pink: rabbit vibe, easy load battery case, reverse shaft, waterproof, beads, 2 speeds, 2 directions, independent control buttons 4 AA

10. Double beaded ultimate BJ - clear: 2 rows metal beads, closed end, clear, 6.5 in long, TPR
06/11/2009
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Contributor: Oggins Oggins
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
Surprise Me assignments – forum batch 6 * California Exotics edition II* – first come, first served.

Surprise, it’s another batch of all California Exotics toys!!!

These assignments are not Description Reviews; they are regular ... more
Can I have #2? The Passion Tango? It sounds neat.
06/11/2009
Contributor: Merici Merici
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
Surprise Me assignments – forum batch 6 * California Exotics edition II* – first come, first served.

Surprise, it’s another batch of all California Exotics toys!!!

These assignments are not Description Reviews; they are regular ... more
Can I have #2, please?
06/11/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Merici
Can I have #2, please?
You have to read through the whole post, please.
06/11/2009
Contributor: ~*SurrealisticFantasy*~ ~*SurrealisticFantasy*~
Could I try #1 Flirty plush pack Honeycomb - Purple: soft 7 function corded bullet, waterproof, 2 AA easy-load battery pack, kill button, TPE ?
06/11/2009
Contributor: Lithaewyn Lithaewyn
10. Double beaded ultimate BJ - clear: 2 rows metal beads, closed end, clear, 6.5 in long, TPR

Pretty please?
06/11/2009
Contributor: Mamastoys Mamastoys
I'd like to try # 9. My first jack rabbit- pink: rabbit vibe, easy load battery case, reverse shaft, waterproof, beads, 2 speeds, 2 directions, independent control buttons 4 AA
Thanks
06/11/2009
Contributor: musicjunkie musicjunkie
#9 please =0)
06/11/2009
Contributor: Rockin' Rockin'
I'd like to try #4 Crystal chic "G" – Pink: tiny diameter, 3 speed, waterproof, hard, g-curve at tip, 2 AAA Batteries

That sounds fun, not too scary of a toy. Thanks
06/11/2009
Contributor: Nashville Nashville
Haven't tried any in a while, I'd love #5. Flirty plush pack Magic 8 ball - Purple: waterproof, 2 AA, easy-load battery pack, kill button, TPE soft 7 function corded bullet, if you'd be so kind.
06/11/2009
Contributor: Juliettia Juliettia
#5 Flirty plush pack Magic 8 ball .
06/11/2009
Contributor: Juliettia Juliettia
Quote:
Originally posted by Nashville
Haven't tried any in a while, I'd love #5. Flirty plush pack Magic 8 ball - Purple: waterproof, 2 AA, easy-load battery pack, kill button, TPE soft 7 function corded bullet, if you'd be so kind.
RAWR! I had it up to hit submit and took too long!
06/11/2009
Contributor: Juliettia Juliettia
3. Petit Ami – Silver: tiny, hard plastic (ABS), contour vibe, one speed, mild vibrations, 1 AAA battery if you wouldn't mind then
06/11/2009
Contributor: Mamastoys Mamastoys
If musicjunkie wants number 9, I'll pass it on to them. I had an assignment on the last batch. Just didn't have anything new to review at this time. I can wait until the next batch or the next.
06/12/2009
Contributor: Femme Mystique Femme Mystique
I already have two reviews out. I'll wait for the next batch too.
06/12/2009
Contributor: Rose Unlocked Rose Unlocked
6,7, & 8 are still up for grabs
06/12/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by Mamastoys
If musicjunkie wants number 9, I'll pass it on to them. I had an assignment on the last batch. Just didn't have anything new to review at this time. I can wait until the next batch or the next.
I'm pretty sure musicjunkie isn't a verified reviewer.
06/12/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
That is correct - And I'm pretty sure people aren't even reading the post before 'claiming' toys...which doesn't bode well with me...

PLEASE read the post - and please no more musical chairs of toys, the claiming then giving up or offering switches is a nice gesture but it is getting confusing for people in every batch. It causes things to become more cluttered than need be. To put it plainly, I don't want this process to be messy.

Before you claim a product: be sure that you actually want it, be sure that you're actually an Advanced Level reviewer, be sure that no one else has already claimed the product.

Thanks!
06/12/2009
Contributor: Mamastoys Mamastoys
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
That is correct - And I'm pretty sure people aren't even reading the post before 'claiming' toys...which doesn't bode well with me...

PLEASE read the post - and please no more musical chairs of toys, the claiming then ... more
Well I wondered about it but thought I would be nice and let them have it...but ...in that case, case I have it ?!?! Thanks )
06/12/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Mamastoys
Well I wondered about it but thought I would be nice and let them have it...but ...in that case, case I have it ?!?! Thanks )
Mamastoys has #9 - the queen has spoken
06/12/2009
Contributor: Mamastoys Mamastoys
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
Mamastoys has #9 - the queen has spoken
thanks!
06/12/2009
Contributor: Rockin' Rockin'
Do I have to select "request assignment" on the "surprise me" page now? Or will the toy just be assigned? Never done this before, and I really did read the info at the top.
06/13/2009
Contributor: Rockin' Rockin'
Quote:
Originally posted by Rockin'
Do I have to select "request assignment" on the "surprise me" page now? Or will the toy just be assigned? Never done this before, and I really did read the info at the top.
Okay nevermind apparently not. She assigned me the toy right after I posted that question. Weeeeeeeird timing! Thanks!
06/13/2009
Contributor: Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
I'm surprised that this has dropped to the third page of posts, but this post should bump it back to the top.
Since I have an empty space in my queue now, I would not mind trying:
#7 - Basic Essentials Pearl stroker beads – Small
which means just 6 and 8 are still up for grabs.
06/15/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo Jones
I'm surprised that this has dropped to the third page of posts, but this post should bump it back to the top.
Since I have an empty space in my queue now, I would not mind trying:
#7 - Basic Essentials Pearl stroker beads – Small
which ... more
It's awesome that you're trying the pearl necklace for penises I bet you'll look mighty classy!
06/15/2009
Contributor: Mamastoys Mamastoys
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
It's awesome that you're trying the pearl necklace for penises I bet you'll look mighty classy!
Wonder if we get pics to go with it?!?! )
06/15/2009
Contributor: Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
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Originally posted by Mamastoys
Wonder if we get pics to go with it?!?! )
If pics are required, maybe I don't want it...
My little man is scared of the flashing bulbs...
06/15/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo Jones
If pics are required, maybe I don't want it...
My little man is scared of the flashing bulbs...
If you take them in a well lighted area, a flashbulb wouldn't be necessary
06/15/2009
Contributor: Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
If you take them in a well lighted area, a flashbulb wouldn't be necessary
Now you're asking me to take it out in daylight??? Are you nuts? It looks scary enough with just the bathroom lighting. Trust me, you do not really want a picture of my junk with or without a pearl necklace wrapped around it. My partner doesn't seem to mind it, but I think it is an acquired taste. Besides, you all know I don't have a blog to post it on any way.
06/15/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo Jones
Now you're asking me to take it out in daylight??? Are you nuts? It looks scary enough with just the bathroom lighting. Trust me, you do not really want a picture of my junk with or without a pearl necklace wrapped around it. My partner ... more
Lol - just kidding
06/15/2009