Surprise Me assignments – forum batch 6 * California Exotics edition* – first come, first served.

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Surprise Me assignments – forum batch 6 * California Exotics edition* – first come, first served.

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Contributor: Mamastoys Mamastoys
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jones
Now you're asking me to take it out in daylight??? Are you nuts? It looks scary enough with just the bathroom lighting. Trust me, you do not really want a picture of my junk with or without a pearl necklace wrapped around it. My partner ... more
lol.. Just picking on you!!! we'll let you slide this time!
06/15/2009
Contributor: Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
Quote:
Originally posted by Mamastoys
lol.. Just picking on you!!! we'll let you slide this time!
I know you guys are just messing with me.
It's all in good fun.
06/15/2009
Contributor: BrokeNHorny BrokeNHorny
Why not? I'll take 6. Toy covers 3-Pack – Small: fits slender traditional vibes, pocket rockets, bullets. non-reservoir tip, non-lubricated, Latex. I'm sure they'll be good to have around.
06/16/2009
Contributor: Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
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Originally posted by Victoria
It's awesome that you're trying the pearl necklace for penises I bet you'll look mighty classy!
So, no one wants to join me in putting a pearl necklace around their cock?
There's got to be somebody out there that might be interested...
06/18/2009
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
Quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo Jones
So, no one wants to join me in putting a pearl necklace around their cock?
There's got to be somebody out there that might be interested...
We'd love to (or rather, I'd love to and he'd put up with it), but they're too big. I hope someone of the right size decides to try them. Perhaps with pictures this time?
06/18/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
C'mon. One of you guys who answered the dick size poll with "I'm HUGE" should take these.
06/18/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
C'mon. One of you guys who answered the dick size poll with "I'm HUGE" should take these.
Did anyone NOT answer that way? lol
06/18/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
Did anyone NOT answer that way? lol
I'll bet they won't now!~
06/18/2009
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
C'mon. One of you guys who answered the dick size poll with "I'm HUGE" should take these.
Seconded! Don't wimp out on us, boys!
06/21/2009
Contributor: Mamastoys Mamastoys
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I'll bet they won't now!~
I figured that one would go fast! Surprised it is still up for grabs...guess we're going to have to *draft* someone to take it..
06/22/2009
Contributor: Angel deSanguine Angel deSanguine
I would have one for my hubby, but I'm not an advanced reviewer yet. I'll bet he'd look good with a necklace!
06/22/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Yes, we still have the following available for request:

8. Basic Essentials Pearl stroker beads – Large: look like pearls, stretchy, semi-tight cock ring style jewelry, 6 rings, 2.75 inches

Here's the deal with this one - if you or your fella wouldn't mind wearing a pearl cock ring, then it'll be cool for you. It's very stretchy, like a pearl bracelet for the penis. It's one size fits most (no monster cocks required) - but depending on the length of the cock, could come down the shaft a quarter to mid-way. It's the kind of thing you play with for fun.
06/22/2009
Contributor: Goodkittygnbad Goodkittygnbad
I think I've confused myself, I know strockers are a type of masturbation product, but this says jewelry. It's it useful or just for looks? *might be able to talk her husband into trying it either way* How would I write a review if he tried it though?
06/22/2009
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
Yes, we still have the following available for request:

8. Basic Essentials Pearl stroker beads – Large: look like pearls, stretchy, semi-tight cock ring style jewelry, 6 rings, 2.75 inches

Here's the deal with this one - if you or ... more
Ok, I think I've been confused this whole time then. Is 2.75 inches the diameter, the circumference, or the length?
06/22/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Luscious Lily
Ok, I think I've been confused this whole time then. Is 2.75 inches the diameter, the circumference, or the length?
That's the rub...the package does not specify and I didn't want to tear it open - but from what I can see and feel through the plastic, it is length and the circumference is 'stretchy'. It's structured like 6 connected stretchy bracelets to fit on a shaft, and possibly looped under the balls - totally up to the wearer.
06/22/2009
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
That's the rub...the package does not specify and I didn't want to tear it open - but from what I can see and feel through the plastic, it is length and the circumference is 'stretchy'. It's structured like 6 connected stretchy ... more
Ok then. We'll take one for the team and test it out for you! (whether he likes it or not! lol)
06/22/2009
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
Quote:
Originally posted by Luscious Lily
Ok then. We'll take one for the team and test it out for you! (whether he likes it or not! lol)
I mean... we'd like to review #8. Basic Essentials Pearl stroker beads – Large: look like pearls, stretchy, semi-tight cock ring style jewelry, 6 rings, 2.75 inches
06/22/2009
Contributor: Goodkittygnbad Goodkittygnbad
Ha, Lily beat me to it. I was going to strap it on hubby and tell him to man up...with pearls.
06/22/2009
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
Quote:
Originally posted by Goodkittygnbad
Ha, Lily beat me to it. I was going to strap it on hubby and tell him to man up...with pearls.
I've got the excuse that he recently gave me a lovely set of pearls, so I can "return the favor."
06/22/2009
Contributor: Goodkittygnbad Goodkittygnbad
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Originally posted by Luscious Lily
I've got the excuse that he recently gave me a lovely set of pearls, so I can "return the favor."
hehe, cute one! Let us know his reaction!
06/22/2009
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
Quote:
Originally posted by Goodkittygnbad
hehe, cute one! Let us know his reaction!
Oh I will! Though any photos will probably have to be of the pearls on a dildo. He'd never forgive me for posting a picture of his pearl-adorned penis online, even for so noble a cause.
06/22/2009
Contributor: Jimbo Jones Jimbo Jones
So, Victoria, these are all gone. Any plans for a new batch?
06/24/2009
Contributor: Femme Mystique Femme Mystique
Quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo Jones
So, Victoria, these are all gone. Any plans for a new batch?
Yes, Victoria. Your fans want to know!
06/24/2009
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
Quote:
Originally posted by Femme Mystique
Yes, Victoria. Your fans want to know!
Don't make us pull out our cheerleader costumes! They are quite devastating.
06/24/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
hmmmm...we'll see about tomorrow...
06/24/2009
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
hmmmm...we'll see about tomorrow...
*happy dance*
06/24/2009
Contributor: Mamastoys Mamastoys
*wonders* if we will get new toys to make fireworks with?!?!?!
06/30/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Maaaaaybe
06/30/2009
Contributor: User Unknown User Unknown
*craves a healthy dose of awesomesauce*
It's like a drug you know.
^-^
06/30/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by User Unknown
*craves a healthy dose of awesomesauce*
It's like a drug you know.
^-^
lmao

Awesomesauce IS like a drug!
07/01/2009